| false |
falsy values in js: null, undefined, NaN, false, zero (the number 0 - "0" is true), "" (empty string) |
| details |
Please tell us more about your problem. Describe the issue. Paste your code to a pastebin and give us a link to the URL. |
| extensible animations |
Extensible Animations - http://docs.jquery.com/Release:jQuery_1.2/Effects |
| speeds |
slow: 600, fast: 200, _default: 400 |
| closures for loop |
JavaScript closures in for-loops - http://www.mennovanslooten.nl/blog/post/62 |
| doesn't work |
What do you mean it doesn't work? What happens when you try to run it? What's the output? What's the error message? Saying "it doesn't work" is pointless. |
| point |
If you have a question, please just ask it. Do not look for topic experts. Do not ask "Can I ask a question?", "Can anyone help?", or "Does anybody use/know about foo?". Don't make people work to find out what your question is. |
| anyone |
Somewhere, someplace, in some universe, somebody uses whatever you just asked about. However, if you actually want help with it, please just ask a question; don't ask to ask, or ask if anyone can help. |
| pluginfactory |
http://code.paulirish.com/sandbox/pluginfactory.js |
| firebug |
Firebug - Web Development Evolved: http://www.getfirebug.com/ , FireQuery (firebug enhancements for jQuery): http://firequery.binaryage.com/ |
| prettydump |
http://www.netgrow.com.au/files/javascript_dump.cfm |
| darn you and your darn limitations |
Stop talking to me that way, I'm a lady, goddamnit! |
| style guidelines |
http://docs.jquery.com/JQuery_Core_Style_Guidelines |
| tooltip |
Plugins/Tooltip - Display a customized tooltip instead of the default one for every selected element. http://docs.jquery.com/Plugins/Tooltip |
| bot commands |
jQuery bot commands: http://docs.jquery.com/JQuery_bot_commands |
| loop closures |
Working with Closures - Creating closures in loops: A common mistake - https://developer.mozilla.org/en/Core_JavaScript_1.5_Guide/Working_with_Closures#Creating_closures_in_loops.3a_A_common_mistake |
| logs |
Logs: http://lampoon.gurpartap.com/bot/log/jquery |
| sadtrombone |
http://sadtrombone.com/ |
| you are a dumbass |
http://catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html |
| dumbass |
http://catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html |
| asking smart questions |
http://catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html |
| over 9000 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBtpyeLxVkI |
| JohnResig |
http://ejohn.org/ |
| porn |
? eval D=9;function o(){return 1} 8===D - (o)(o) |
| cash |
http://www.danga.com/memcached/ |
| 42 |
The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything |
| ' ' |
a blank space in single quotes |
| doesnt work |
What do you mean it doesn't work? What happens when you try to run it? What's the output? What's the error message? Saying "it doesn't work" is pointless. |
| yes/no |
See http://tr.im/yesno |
| plugin dev |
A Plugin Development Pattern - http://www.learningjquery.com/2007/10/a-plugin-development-pattern |
| someone |
Somewhere, someplace, in some universe, somebody uses whatever you just asked about. However, if you actually want help with it, please just ask a question; don't ask to ask, or ask if anyone can help. |
| simplify |
Please try to simplify your code to the greatest degree possible and re-paste it. Remove (or stub-ify) anything that's not related to your problem. |
| begging |
We are not inspired by your desperation, please wait calmly and describe your issue in detail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CErapf79rqM |
| rebinding |
http://docs.jquery.com/Frequently_Asked_Questions#Re-binding |
| $ |
bling |
| remy |
Remy Sharp, http://remysharp.com/ |
| vpc |
Internet Explorer Application Compatibility VPC Images: http://bit.ly/ie_vpc Virtual PC 2007: http://bit.ly/vpc_2007 |
| firebug tutorial |
http://www.digitalmediaminute.com/screencast/firebug-js/ |
| gzip |
Best Practices for Speeding Up Your Web: Gzip Components - http://developer.yahoo.com/performance/rules.html#gzip |
| reinvent |
We will not help you reinvent the wheel if we recommend using the many wheels already available. If you choose to make your own, you're on your own. |
| backpat |
I think you are a terrible person for trying to sarcastically congratulate someone. You should be ashamed. |
| debug |
Firebug: http://www.getfirebug.com/ or Firebug Lite (for non-firefox browsers): http://www.getfirebug.com/lite.html plus Debug: http://benalman.com/projects/javascript-debug-console-log/ |
| pearl necklace |
eval var D=7,o=function(){return 1;}; 8===D - ~0 - ~0 - (o)(o) |
| pretty picture |
? eval function o(){return 0;}l=1,___CRAYOLA___=[0,2]; ((___CRAYOLA___[l]> ( o )( o ))) |
| nuke |
** Nuclear Launch Detected ** |
| xmltostring |
(window.XMLSerializer && new XMLSerializer() || new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLDOM")).serializeToString(myxmldoc); |
| drip |
IE memory leak detection http://outofhanwell.com/ieleak/index.php?title=Main_Page |
| micro |
javascript Micro-Templating - http://ejohn.org/blog/javascript-micro-templating/ |
| macros |
http://jsbin.com/ebele |
| ALOGF |
A Lot Of Global Functions |
| slex |
Avagadro's Constant |
| temp01day |
http://lampoon.gurpartap.com/bot/log/jquery/2009-10-06#T770790 |
| siaf |
Decoding Self-Invoking Anonymous Functions - http://blog.themeforest.net/tutorials/ask-jw-decoding-self-invoking-anonymous-functions/ |
| optimisation |
The First Rule of Program Optimization: Don't do it. The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!): Don't do it yet. |
| spread code |
Spread, our codes to the stars, You can rescue us all! |
| Lampoon |
http://lampoon.gurpartap.com/ |
| wwwd |
What Would W3C Do |
| masochist |
Someone who enjoys troubleshooting IE6 browser bugs |
| animation jerk |
http://blog.pengoworks.com/index.cfm/2009/4/21/Fixing-jQuerys-slideDown-effect-ie-Jumpy-Animation |
| programmer |
http://catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html |
| mozdebug |
Debugging JavaScript - This document is intended to help developers writing JavaScript code in Mozilla, mainly for Mozilla itself, but it may also be useful for web developers. It should give pointers to tools, aids and tricks which make debugging your code easier. https://developer.mozilla.org/en/Debugging_JavaScript |
| vertical center |
http://benalman.com/code/test/css-centering.html |
| used to |
We were not in the past with you. Let's address what is not working now. |
| broke |
OMG my jquery is broke help me fix it? http://imgur.com/ODD8V.jpg |
| pipes |
http://pipes.yahoo.com/ |
| processing |
http://processingjs.org/ |
| performance |
http://paulirish.com/perf |
| jazzhands |
*Jazz Hands!* http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/66831554_1e1630590f.jpg |
| underscore |
underscore.js -- http://documentcloud.github.com/underscore/ -- a utility library that includes functional programming paradigms, supplies cross-browser Array methods, and micro-templating. |
| jesus |
$.map(['water'], function(){return 'wine';}); |
| fancybox |
Fancybox (plugin) - FancyBox is a tool for displaying images, html content and multi-media in a Mac-style "lightbox" that floats overtop of web page. http://fancybox.net/ |
| sadpanda |
http://twitpic.com/h504d |
| sri syadasti |
All statements are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. |
| oss |
Open Source Software (oss) refers to software that is made available in source code form and is usually free of charge. |
| speed |
slow: 600, fast: 200, _default: 400 |
| jsure |
JSure, a Javascript syntax checker - http://www.jsure.org/ |
| tias |
Try It And See |
| equalizebottoms |
equalizeBottoms, a jQuery plugin which "equalizes" the bottoms of multiple elements, making columns heights even, even when CSS refuses to help - http://benalman.com/projects/jquery-equalizebottoms-plugin/ |
| equalize |
equalizeBottoms, a jQuery plugin which "equalizes" the bottoms of multiple elements, making columns heights even, even when CSS refuses to help - http://benalman.com/projects/jquery-equalizebottoms-plugin/ |
| swfobject |
SWFObject, a jQuery plugin that offers SWFObject's unique functionality of embedding Flash content using the internal jQuery API - http://jquery.thewikies.com/swfobject/ |
| sifr |
sIFR, a jQuery plugin that offers sIFR's unique functionality of replacing standard text in a web page dynamically with flash-stored fonts using the internal jQuery API - http://jquery.thewikies.com/sifr/ |
| bbq |
BBQ, a jQuery plugin that enables simple, yet powerful bookmarkable#hash history via a cross-browser window.onhashchange event. In addition, jQuery BBQ provides a full jQuery.deparam() method, along with both fragment and query string parse and merge utility methods - http://benalman.com/projects/jquery-bbq-plugin/ |
| postmessage |
postMessage, a jQuery plugin that enables simple and easy window.postMessage communication in browsers that support it (FF3, Safari 4, IE8), while falling back to a document.location.hash communication method for all other browsers (IE6, IE7, Opera) - http://benalman.com/projects/jquery-postmessage-plugin/ |
| sizzle |
Sizzle, a fast, pure-JavaScript CSS selector engine designed to be easily dropped in to a host library - http://sizzlejs.com/ |
| png |
DD_belatedPNG, a javascript library which use VML to give PNG image support in IE6, including support for background-position and background-repeat. BODY, INPUT, TR, and TD are not supported - http://dillerdesign.com/experiment/DD_belatedPNG/ |
| iecss |
IE specific CSS, for IE6 use * html, or for IE7 use * + html |
| botsnack |
Thank you! OMNOMNOMNOMNOM |
| tempsy |
the master of the bleeding obvious |
| linkprevent |
$('a').click(function(){ return false; }); or $('a').click(function(e){ e.preventDefault(); }); |
| autom8 |
http://automate.uni.cc/ text autocompletion plugin - a CuDi, muley & friends production. |
| Code style |
"Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute." -- SICP |
| perforation |
http://paulirish.com/perf |
| appending |
http://www.learningjquery.com/2009/03/43439-reasons-to-use-append-correctly |
| whyjquery |
Why use jQuery? jQuery abstracts most of the painful cross-browser inconsistencies away from you, providing a cleaner, simpler API with which you can traverse and manipulate the DOM, make and manage AJAX requests, bind and trigger events, apply styles, etc.. which allows you to write less and do more! |
| checklist |
http://whatexit.org/tal/mywritings/dumb-things-to-check.html |
| goto |
http://www.summerofgoto.com/ |
| ajax security |
http://code.google.com/p/browsersec/wiki/Part2#Same-origin_policy_for_XMLHttpRequest |
| jsconf |
JSConf US 2010 -> http://jsconf.us/2010/ |
| hapy hapy |
joy joy |
| native event delegation |
http://www.danwebb.net/2008/2/8/event-delegation-made-easy-in-jquery |
| screengrab |
http://gyazo.com/en |
| jcQuery |
Jesus Christ Query, a version of jQuery especially for Christians. |
| fbprotip |
Firebug pro tip: throw `$=jQuery=window.jQuery;` in console and $ and jQuery will work again! |
| rimshot |
http://instantrimshot.com |
| Malen |
a guy with a great twitter picture |
| op coldhead |
/op coldhead |
| nextuntil |
jQuery Untils: nextUntil, prevUntil, parentsUntil http://benalman.com/projects/jquery-untils-plugin/ |
| untils |
jQuery Untils: nextUntil, prevUntil, parentsUntil http://benalman.com/projects/jquery-untils-plugin/ |
| jolly starfish |
http://www.angryflower.com/jollys.html |
| RaphaelJS |
Raphaël is a small JavaScript library that should simplify your work with vector graphics on the web. http://raphaeljs.com/ |
| coads |
Chronic Obstuctive Airway Disease |
| hero |
<linda_hoxman>: HERO HERO HERO HERO HERO HERO |
| yayquery |
yayQuery - A jQuery Podcast - http://yayquery.com/ |
| hopflop |
somone who likes to pester the bots |
| Antaranianify |
Antaranianify - A completely useless jQuery plugin - http://github.com/antaranian/jQuery-Antaranianify |
| abuse |
Please don't abuse the bot in the channel. If you're testing things, please talk to him in a /query. If you're testing us, think again. |
| mediumsize |
There should be a happy medium between a tiny sample/explanation and wading through your entire application online. |
| correction |
Please at least try to provide correct information to people. |
| modal |
There are a number of excellent modal plugins for jQuery, including Colorbox (http://colorpowered.com/colorbox/) and jQuery UI Dialog (http://jqueryui.com/demos/dialog/). Want more? http://planetozh.com/projects/lightbox-clones/. Just don't use Thickbox, for your own sake! The BlockUI plugin (http://malsup.com/jquery/block/) can also be useful in providing modality. |
| klueLESS |
Iris Game - http://www.iimi-iris.com/iris/irising/klueLESS/ |
| dibs |
http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt2m19o7971qzbplfo1_500.jpg |
| DUIE |
Don't Use Inline Events. $.fn.bind() is your friend. |
| pasta |
delicious |
| stop |
Having trouble using jQuery's .stop() method? http://css-tricks.com/examples/jQueryStop/ |
| Slexxy |
نوبي |
| mosquito |
** Mosquitoes Detected ** |
| stopping |
How .stop() works. http://css-tricks.com/examples/jQueryStop/ |
| hwycm |
"HOW WOULD YOU CALL MINE??" |
| serializeList |
SerializeList is a jQuery plugin to serialize ordered or unordered (nested) lists with the aim of keeping the order intact. Returns an associative array for use with $.post() http://plugins.jquery.com/project/serializeList |
| xpath |
XPath Compatibility Plugin - Since XPath selectors were removed from jQuery in 1.2, a new XPath Selector Plugin has been introduced. http://docs.jquery.com/Release:jQuery_1.2#XPath_Compatibility_Plugin |
| d |
?details |
| multiple |
To select multiple selectors, separate them with commas in your selector string. $("div,span.foo,#bar"); or use $.add(); |
| jsbin |
?g jsbin |
| jslint |
?g jslint |
| validator |
?g w3 validator |
| rtfm |
http://docs.jquery.com/Main_Page is your friend |
| books |
Learning jQuery, jQuery Cookbook, and jQuery Enlightenment |
| reduce |
Try reducing your code to the simplest example that still breaks, and *then* show it to us. Often you'll discover the answer in the process. |
| english |
Ingles por favor English Please Anglais s'il vous plait Englisch bitte.. |
| tab |
Use your tab key to complete nicknames in irc. For example, ben_<TAB> will complete to ben_alman: (or something similar). This little bit of magic makes IRC highlighting actually work! |
| proxy |
With Simple PHP Proxy, your JavaScript can access content in remote webpages, without cross-domain security limitations, even if it’s not available in JSONP format. http://benalman.com/projects/php-simple-proxy/ also see http://bit.ly/4DXJvU |
| cohitre |
sharing |
| puppy |
a cute puppy dies every time you do that. |
| w3c id error |
An "id" is a unique identifier. Each time the id attribute is used in a document it must have a different value. If you are using this attribute as a hook for style sheets it may be more appropriate to use classes (which group elements) than id (which are used to identify exactly one element). If you have multiple elements with the same ID, your jQuery WILL NOT WORK RIGHT. |
| unwrap |
This very basic jQuery plugin does exactly what you’d think: the selected elements are unwrapped, removing their parent element, which effectively “promotes” them (and their siblings). http://benalman.com/projects/jquery-unwrap-plugin/. This method is native in jQuery 1.4 |
| mouse movement |
http://www.bennadel.com/blog/1805-jQuery-Events-MouseOver-MouseOut-vs-MouseEnter-MouseLeave.htm |
| autosuggest |
http://code.drewwilson.com/entry/autosuggest-jquery-plugin |
| rounded corners |
"Forget rounded corners in browser that don't support border-radius. Period." http://www.phpied.com/css-performance-ui-with-fewer-images/ |
| -christel- |
bla bla bla bla bla, I'm -christel-! |
| hitch |
jQuery.hitch: Advanced scope manipulation plugin for jQuery. http://higginsforpresident.net/js/static/jq.hitch.js The inspiration for jQuery 1.4's $.proxy. |
| facoits |
lol |
| broken |
select isn't broken: It is rare to find a bug in the OS or the compiler, or even a third-party product or library. The bug is most likely in the application. -- http://pragprog.com/the-pragmatic-programmer/extracts/tips |
| backwards |
http://jquery14.com/day-01#backwards |
| cleartype fix |
IE Cleartype Fix after fading elements: http://jquery-howto.blogspot.com/2009/02/font-cleartype-problems-with-fadein-and.html |
| ijsc |
It's so just Cloud™ - http://groups.google.com/group/jquery-dev/browse_thread/thread/6a39be05b8477401#msg_f90341223bb9b68b |
| ajax proxy |
?proxy |
| sop workaround |
workarounds for the same-origin policy: http://forum.jquery.com/topic/capturing-live-html-page-to-a-jquery-object#14737000000617405 |
| proxy beavers |
NEw in jQuery 1.4, proxy beavers! http://jsfiddle.net/vzCDY/ |
| badBrowser |
http://miketaylr.com/post/86835f2b.png |
| , |
selector1, selector2, selectorN: Selects the combined results of all the specified selectors. http://api.jquery.com/multiple-selector/ |
| documentation |
jQuery Documentation - http://docs.jquery.com/ | JQuery API browser - http://api.jquery.com/ |
| offsetposition |
.offset(): Get the current coordinates of the first element in the set of matched elements, relative to the document. http://api.jquery.com/offset/ | .position(): Get the current coordinates of the first element in the set of matched elements, relative to the offset parent. http://api.jquery.com/position/ |
| latest |
?nightly |
| jfgi |
Just Fucking Google It - http://www.justfuckinggoogleit.com |
| tim gunn |
turn off javascript and "make it work" like that |
| console |
Firebug and the Command Line - http://getfirebug.com/commandline |
| deprecated |
http://splashyfish.com/sketches/comments/gentle-reminder-brontosaurus-is-deprecated/ |
| smoak |
Pune, Maharashtra - Time: 4:20am Wednesday (IST), Weather: Smoke, 24°C / 75°F |
| karbassi |
Amazing. I love the guy! |
| cross-domain workaround |
For some cross domain workarounds, see: http://forum.jquery.com/topic/capturing-live-html-page-to-a-jquery-object#14737000000617405 |
| fixee |
?g fixee pastebin |
| contribute |
get involved on forum.jquery.com . if what you're looking for already exists or is in the works, try to contribute to it. if it isn't, then build it and be like, hey, i built this. |
| irishday |
http://lampoon.gurpartap.com/bot/log/jquery/2010-02-02#T1203692 |
| viewportoffset |
http://gist.github.com/293599 - Calculate element offset from the top-left of the viewport. |
| The MVP of jQuery |
bot-t |
| sketchpad |
a drawing/painting application in html5 and javascript - http://mugtug.com/sketchpad/ |
| uploadify |
uploadify - a multiple file upload plugin that allows the easy integration of a multiple (or single) file uploads on your website. http://www.uploadify.com |
| uithemes |
http://jquery-ui.googlecode.com/files/jquery-ui-themes-1.7.2.0.zip |
| _ |
?underscore |
| assoc arrays |
http://andrewdupont.net/2006/05/18/javascript-associative-arrays-considered-harmful/ |
| botsnack! |
?botsnack |
| accuracy |
Approximate. Example: 7 == 9 // true |
| paulirish data |
$.fn.data 2.0 by Paul Irish -- http://code.paulirish.com/sandbox/data%20method/jquery.data.js |
| yui |
?g yui |
| jqapi |
?g jqapi |
| coldhead's password |
aids999.com |
| UFC112 |
4 days away |
| jqobj |
Types: jQuery - A jQuery object contains a collection of Document Object Model (DOM) elements that have been created from an HTML string or selected from a document. http://docs.jquery.com/Types#jQuery |
| rehelp |
Help us help you. Provide a test string that lists all possible variations (within reason) and then tell us what the result should be, so we don't have to guess what you want. Describe the logic in plain english if possible. Better yet, ask in#regex, they're the experts. |
| regexp |
Need help? 1) Sample string. 2) Desired result. 3) Your attempt. 4) Bonus points for a plain english description of what you're trying to do. 5) Ask in#regex, they're the experts. http://www.regular-expressions.info/ and http://rj3.net/mdc/regexp |
| owl |
?eval function owl( {o:o} ) 'h'+o+'ot'; owl( {o:0} ); |
| yayCakes |
http://gyazo.com/77d9e4e691ecfb87e16dd08508d8515c.png |
| outerhtml |
jQuery Snippets: outerHTML - .. returns the HTML that composes the whole element, unlike innerHTML which returns the HTML that composes of what is inside the element. http://brandonaaron.net/blog/2007/06/17/jquery-snippets-outerhtml/ |
| forum |
?g jquery forum |
| forums |
?g jquery forum |
| prettyprint |
prettyPrint - an in-browser JavaScript variable dumper. It enables you to print out an object of any type in table format for viewing during debugging sessions. http://james.padolsey.com/javascript/prettyprint-for-javascript/ |
| ajaxform |
ajaxForm plugin - Full AJAX form support, including file upload capabilities. The primary methods for managing your form are ajaxForm and ajaxSubmit. http://plugins.jquery.com/project/form |
| maxi |
http://paulirish.com/i/1980.png |
| typo |
<temp01> what kind of debuggon? <temp01> deubging <temp01> whaver |
| css grammar |
A CSS class name must start with a dash, underscore, or letter a-z. It can not start with a number. http://www.w3.org/TR/CSS21/grammar.html#scanner |
| with |
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/61552/are-there-legitimate-uses-for-javascripts-with-statement/185283#185283 |
| rule |
jQuery.Rule - This plugin allows quick creation/manipulation of CSS Rules, in a "jQuery-way". It includes features like chaining, iteration using each, selectors with context. http://flesler.blogspot.com/2007/11/jqueryrule.html |
| modernizr |
a feature detection javascript library that determines support for all sorts of html5 and css3 goodness. http://modernizr.com |
| chromium |
?eval var yay = (function(n){while(n--){print("yayyy")}})(9000); |
| event bubbling |
How event bubbling works: http://www.quirksmode.org/js/events_order.html |
| Whomper |
<Whomper> although i firmly believe that Silverlight is what html 5 "should" have been |
| wizo |
i was spending the whole day trying to use the .attr(onclick, xxxxxxxx) to change but it always fails |
| perftips |
http://www.artzstudio.com/2009/04/jquery-performance-rules/ , http://net.tutsplus.com/tutorials/javascript-ajax/10-ways-to-instantly-increase-your-jquery-performance/ , Advanced: http://jonraasch.com/blog/10-advanced-jquery-performance-tuning-tips-from-paul-irish , Presentation [Flash]: http://paulirish.com/2009/perf/ |
| bot |
?bot-t |
| regex selector |
Attribute Selectors support basic regex capabilities: http://api.jquery.com/category/selectors/attribute-selectors/ Plugin supporting advanced regex: http://james.padolsey.com/javascript/regex-selector-for-jquery/ |
| associative |
?associative arrays |
| assoc |
?associative arrays |
| associative arrays |
For an associative array in JavaScript, use an Object not an Array: http://blog.persistent.info/2004/08/javascript-associative-arrays.html Background: http://www.quirksmode.org/js/associative.html |
| pastebin.org |
pastebin.org has seedy sound ads and is an otherwise worthless pastebin. Please use fixee.org, jsbin.com, jsfiddle.net, or pastebin.me. |
| falsy |
?truthy |
| truthy falsy |
?truthy |
| testing_abc |
"" |
| truthy |
Truthy/Falsy Values & Comparison Operators: http://www.sitepoint.com/blogs/2009/07/01/javascript-truthy-falsy/ Truthy/Falsy Values & Boolean Operator Results: http://11heavens.com/falsy-and-truthy-in-javascript Try: ?eval var u; [ false, null, 0, "", u, Number.NaN ].map( function(v){ return [v,!!v] } ); |
| serializeObject |
Whereas jQuery’s built-in .serializeArray() method serializes a form into an array, .serializeObject() serializes a form into an (arguably more useful) object. http://benalman.com/projects/jquery-misc-plugins/#serializeobject |
| json object |
There's No Such Thing as a "JSON Object" http://benalman.com/news/2010/03/theres-no-such-thing-as-a-json/ |
| 23 years of perl |
http://gyazo.com/779f654c42083e4c5b94e011a7cade5f.png |
| dotimeout |
doTimeout, a jQuery plugin that takes the work out of delayed code execution, including interval and timeout management, polling loops and debouncing. In addition, it’s fully jQuery chainable - http://benalman.com/projects/jquery-dotimeout-plugin/ |
| valid id |
ID attributes must begin with a letter ([A-Za-z]) and may be followed by any number of letters, digits ([0-9]), hyphens ("-"), underscores ("_"), colons (":"), and periods ("."). http://www.w3.org/TR/html401/types.html#h-6.2 - furthermore, IDs are unique, meaning only one element in the DOM can have a given ID at any time |
| noob |
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/022310/i-hate-thinking.gif |
| rmurphey |
aw |
| perf |
?perftips |
| pastie |
?paste |
| wsod |
http://gyazo.com/d4abe2b846469b77c740a6353115b47d.png |
| closure |
?closures |
| learn SHIT GUYS |
http://www.endofworld.net/ |
| chm |
jQuery 1.4 docs in .chm format http://psdcollector.blogspot.com/2010/03/jquery-14-full-documentation-in-chm.html |
| ok, what |
the command to train |
| ban_almen |
genocide |
| thickbox |
Thickbox was abandoned by Cody like an unwanted child but jQuery UI Dialog is awesome. p.s. Cody loves his kids. |
| colorbox |
ColorBox (plugin) - A light-weight, customizable lightbox plugin for jQuery 1.3 & 1.4 http://colorpowered.com/colorbox/ |
| jaggy |
something with a jagged edge |
| ui18upgrade |
http://docs.jquery.com/UI/Upgrade_Guide_18 |
| hopsy_award |
http://www.liquidmotionfilm.com/Liquid%20web%20image/GOLD%20Award%20COL&TPR%20Houston%202006.gif |
| SAW |
1. Shiv, 2. Append, 3. Write! |
| fouc |
?g paul irish avoiding fouc |
| megatron |
http://gyazo.com/aa122fde3aee313d2e856f548668ce15.png |
| wronghole |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfnkvh3eBok |
| wet |
Write Everything Twice |
| jqsrc |
jQuery Source Viewer - http://james.padolsey.com/jquery/%s |
| lmgtfy |
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=%s |
| divitis |
?define divitis |
| hyok hyok |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w |
| glwtd |
http://goodluckwiththatdude.com/ |
| worst code |
Worst code ever: http://pastie.org/856128 & http://pastie.org/839335, With bonus! Function names > 20 chars long: http://pastie.org/839389 |
| computed style |
Computed Style Plugin - A jQuery plugin to get the applied CSS to a certain element, compared to another element. http://github.com/peol/jquery-computed-style |
| currcss |
?computed style |
| jason |
a person, not a string. Don't anthropomorphize your data serialization formats! (J-SAWN 4 LYFE) |
| jquery lint |
?g jquery lint |
| benalman |
?g %s site:benalman.com |
| ttl |
TTL is a concept meaning "time to live", when used in caching it is a way of setting when a cached value will expire, so if you set a key in your data store with a TTL 10 seconds from now, after 10 seconds have passed it will no longer be in the data store and you will know to re-fetch and restore it. |
| bazillion |
Ah, yes, a "Bazillion". The English language has a number of words for indefinite and fictitious numbers � inexact terms of indefinite size, used sometimes for comic effect, sometimes for exaggeration, or as placeholder names, or when precision is unnecessary or undesirable. "Bazillion" is one of these. |
| scads |
Ah, yes, "scads". Not nearly a "bazillion" and only slightly more than "heaps". |
| heaps |
Ah, yes, "heaps". Not quite "heaps" and far, far less than a "bazillion". |
| firequery |
FireQuery is a Firebug extension for jQuery development - http://firequery.binaryage.com/ |
| dick |
where the urine - amongst other things - comes out |
| yannick__ |
On http://youmixer.com: “i dont know why there is a player on the left” |
| regex |
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I'll use regular expressions.” Now they have two problems. |
| cache-proof load |
cache-proof .load event: http://github.com/peol/jquery.imgloaded/blob/master/ahpi.imgload.js |
| minimal |
A minimal test case should contain precisely the HTML and JavaScript necessary to demonstrate the problem, no more and no less. If it is more than 32 lines, it is probably not a minimal test case. |
| ianmassey |
<ianmassey> no dev with a brain is going to take some shitty janitorial job after you've douched the code all to pieces |
| es5-compat |
ECMAScript 5 compatibility table - http://kangax.github.com/es5-compat-table/ |
| .css(object) |
.css(object): Set one or more CSS properties for the set of matched elements. http://api.jquery.com/css/#css2 |
| css(obj) |
.css(object): Set one or more CSS properties for the set of matched elements. http://api.jquery.com/css/#css2 |
| css(object) |
?.css(object) |
| catunder |
the opposite of mouseover |
| delay2 |
.delay() is best for delaying between queued jQuery effects and such, and is not a replacement for JavaScript's native setTimeout function, which may be more appropriate for certain use cases. (from api.jquery.com/delay/ ) |
| mgmt |
If you want people to just do all your work for you, you should consider management instead of development. |
| widgetfactory |
http://www.erichynds.com/jquery/tips-for-developing-jquery-ui-widgets/ |
| fooobar |
test %%s test |
| recursion |
See recursion. |
| log |
big, heavy, also wood. http://bit.ly/2mr1xK |
| sweet |
apparently http://sweet.nodns4.us/ |
| abortion |
function abortion() { $(document).children().die(); } |
| sop |
Same origin policy prevents a document or script loaded from one origin from getting or setting properties of a document from another origin. Two pages are considered to have the same origin if the protocol, port, and host are the same for both pages. http://rj3.net/mdc/sop |
| bp |
http://www.javascripttoolbox.com/bestpractices/ |
| hotpanda |
http://twitpic.com/1iphgm |
| debugging |
?debug |
| osisjc |
( oh snao™ is so just cloud™ )™ |
| isjc |
☁ It's so just Cloud™ - http://itssojustcloud.com/ - http://groups.google.com/group/jquery-dev/browse_thread/thread/6a39be05b8477401#msg_f90341223bb9b68b ☁ |
| : |
the elvis operator |
| WKM |
i would kill myself if i were you |
| ajaxcallbackscope |
How to deal with scope in Ajax callbacks. http://forum.jquery.com/topic/calling-object-inside-of-jquery-function#14737000000758879 Before: http://jsbin.com/iliga3/edit After: http://jsbin.com/iliga3/2/edit |
| register |
see http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#userregistration or/and type "/nickserv help register" (without quotes) |
| sbahv |
Stop Being a Help Vampire! http://slash7.com/2006/12/22/vampires/ |
| vampire |
?sbahv |
| jic |
just in case™ |
| pask |
Paste your code at http://jsfiddle.net. If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for topic experts. Don't ask to ask. Don't PM! Just ask the question straight out. http://catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html |
| bug |
Think about it - Is it more likely that there's a bug in a library used by most of the internet, or that you made a mistake? http://is.gd/bVMO3 |
| uninstall google |
OK. 301 Moved Permanently http://bing.com |
| rtfapi |
http://api.jquery.com is your friend |
| glwt |
Good Luck With That |
| far |
"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" |
| rocketsauce |
http://paulirish.com/i/9900.png |
| !gf3 |
YES ME! |
| drama llama |
http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/024/5/6/llama_01_by_drama_llama.png |
| white death |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4 |
| paul's favorite restaurant |
chilis |
| taylorsucks |
true |
| 100 |
Continue |
| 201 |
Created |
| 202 |
Accepted |
| 203 |
Non-Authoritative Information |
| 204 |
No Content |
| 205 |
Reset Content |
| 206 |
Partial Content |
| 300 |
Multiple Choices |
| 301 |
Moved Permanently |
| 302 |
Found |
| 303 |
See Other |
| 304 |
Not Modified |
| 305 |
Use Proxy |
| 307 |
Temporary Redirect |
| 400 |
Bad Request |
| 401 |
Unauthorized |
| 402 |
Payment Required |
| 403 |
Forbidden |
| 404 |
Not Found |
| 405 |
Method Not Allowed |
| 406 |
Not Acceptable |
| 407 |
Proxy Authentication Required |
| 408 |
Request Timeout |
| 409 |
Conflict |
| 410 |
Gone |
| 411 |
Length Required |
| 412 |
Precondition Failed |
| 413 |
Request Entity Too Large |
| 414 |
Request-URI Too Long |
| 415 |
Unsupported Media Type |
| 416 |
Requested Range Not Satisfiable |
| 417 |
Expectation Failed |
| 500 |
Internal Server Error |
| 501 |
Not Implemented |
| 502 |
Bad Gateway |
| 503 |
Service Unavailable |
| 504 |
Gateway Timeout |
| 505 |
HTTP Version Not Supported |
| 200 |
kk |
| 420 |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_%28cannabis_culture%29 |
| viewport offset |
Calculate element offset from the top-left of the viewport. http://github.com/cowboy/jquery-misc/blob/master/jquery.ba-viewportoffset.js |
| moarpewpew |
http://www.cavemancircus.com/galleries2/2010/4/pew_pew_girl/index.php#thumbTable |
| peeewpeeew |
http://www.cavemancircus.com/galleries2/2010/4/pew_pew_girl/index.php |
| forloopscope |
http://forum.jquery.com/topic/binding-event-to-element-dynamically#14737000000958061 |
| vampire2 |
Don’t Enable Help Vampires! http://slash7.com/2006/12/22/vampires/ |
| carousel |
Roundabout is a jQuery plugin that converts a structure of static HTML elements into a highly customizable turntable-like interactive area. (And now, not just turntables, but many shapes!) http://fredhq.com/projects/roundabout/ |
| opie-x |
opie-x! what a silly name |
| popup |
?modal |
| whatisdata |
What is jQuery's .data() method for? http://forum.jquery.com/topic/difference-between-using-data-and-standard-js-array#14737000000961217 |
| you destroyed my site |
You bitch! |
| outside |
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1403615/use-jquery-to-hide-div-when-click-outside-it |
| a huge thing |
hopsy |
| hug |
http://ahugfromtaylorswift.com/ |
| owned |
pwnd |
| BUT |
BUTT |
| delay |
$.fn.delay = function(time, callback){ $.fx.step.delay = function(){}; return this.animate({delay:1}, time, callback); } // usage is .fadeIn().delay(5000).fadeOut(); |
| apostrophes |
Apostrophe's, get you're apostrophe's, you can use 'em for plural's |
| you are a gobshite, |
You bitch! |
| nutters |
http://twitter.com/LINGsCARS/status/14648173823 |
| wah |
http://gyazo.com/5ac5da2382967ad569644dc09829f31f.png |
| api |
jQuery API Browser - http://api.jquery.com/ or jQAPI - http://jqapi.com/ |
| more info |
Sorry, but the telepaths aren't available right now. Please come back later when your mind can be read or state the parameters of your problem at the beep. *beep* |
| ggf3 |
NO NO U! |
| gggf3 |
NO NO NO U! |
| ggggf3 |
NO NO NO NO U! |
| gggggf3 |
NO NO NO NO NO U! |
| ggggggf3 |
NO NO NO NO NO NO U! |
| gggggggf3 |
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO U! |
| ggggggggf3 |
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO U! |
| gggggggggf3 |
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO U! |
| ggggggggggf3 |
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO U! |
| gggggggggggf3 |
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO U! |
| mad |
3>=0 // true |
| surly |
3>=0 // true |
| I love you |
no you don't |
| 569 |
Server engaged in sexual activity |
| laughter |
There is no manslughter without laughter. HAHAHA! |
| you suck |
NO U! |
| baba |
BUBU |
| dreamweaver |
Did you mean Dream Theater? |
| LOLBAT |
"Curses! it's the LOLBAT!" http://www.pvponline.com/2008/06/30/interlude-the-adventures-of-lolbat/ |
| disable |
To disable an input: $('input[name=poo]').attr('disabled','disabled'); To enable it: .removeAttr('disabled'); |
| may |
May this channel live forever to help the confused ones.... |
| ohai |
bbq bbq bbq bbq bbq bbq |
| stackoverflow |
where all your answers can be found → http://stackoverflow.com/ |
| two-problems |
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I'll use %s.” Now they have two problems. |
| tutorials |
Tutorials - These tutorials cover the fundamentals of the jQuery library - covering a diverse number of topics. http://docs.jquery.com/Tutorials |
| slapme |
/me slaps RobW with a large trout. |
| os |
oh snao™ |
| osb |
oh snao™ bitch |
| right now |
RÄTT NAO |
| dontmess |
Don't mess with factoids that are in the bot unless you know you should be messing with them, or we will %s you. |
| :) |
:) |
| awww |
awww %n <3 |
| aww |
?awww |
| mustache |
{ http://youtu.be/Pbfs2lYM2sQ |
| culoy |
%s, this channel could use less of you |
| sean koole |
ajax |
| goal |
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL!!!!!!! |
| hierofant |
Hierofant loves doing the happy dance |
| sop workarounds |
?sop workaround |
| summon |
JohnResig ajpiano andrew_ atula ben_alman miketaylr nlogax paul_irish phiggins pifantastic SlexAxton rmurphey roger_raymond temp01 vladikoff seutje SlexAxton Snover |
| pong |
ping? |
| newb |
Please refrain from writing further code until you can achieve a perfect scrore on http://perfectionkills.com/javascript-quiz/ |
| slow down animate |
Slowing animation speeds in IE can help with animation performance. if ($.browser.msie) { $.fx.speeds._default = 800; $.fx.speeds.fast = 400; $.fx.speeds.slow = 1200; } |
| mslt |
More Show, Less Tell |
| validid |
?valid id |
| getting answers |
http://www.mikeash.com/getting_answers.html |
| iframe |
http://gist.github.com/146218 |
| m4e |
mikeee |
| r11d |
roger_raymond |
| bot-t |
sentient but living in the machine locale. |
| Matjas |
Mathias Bynens - http://mathiasbynens.be/ |
| jsis |
javascript is javascript is javascript |
| gyazo |
http://gyazo.com/2f0fcfe15ba35fec1c988e79fc4c96fb.png |
| sup |
Not much dude, jus’ hangin’ ’n’ chillin’ |
| botdrink |
Thanks! SIP! SIP! SIP! |
| StevenTyler |
a rock superstar |
| ajaxform plugin |
?ajaxform |
| feels good man |
http://synthesis.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/matt1.jpg |
| testcase |
http://xkr.us/js/testcase |
| sscce |
?g sscce |
| dicks |
can't get enough of them |
| $_$ |
sad robot |
| po |
%s |
| ignore |
%s added to ignore list |
| inglish |
I want to check that the "firstname" text must be in INGLISH leter and Numbers |
| ask |
If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for topic experts. Don't ask to ask. Don't PM! Don't ask if people are awake, or in the mood to help. Just ask the question straight out. http://catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html |
| threequals |
== vs. === http://www.adequatelygood.com/2010/3/Performance-of-vs- |
| === |
?threequals |
| == |
?threequals |
| 1mm |
ajpiano |
| screenshot |
A screenshot is the lowest form of documentation. A code sample, a live demo, or even a better explanation are usually better than a screenshot. |
| tweener |
gay |
| html5support |
HTML5 Browser Support - http://jsfiddle.net/8pR8j/2/show/ |
| ui-css |
http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jqueryui/1/themes/start/jquery-ui.css |
| ui-demo |
http://jsfiddle.net/tCpXj/ |
| JSONEN |
JavaScript Object Notation Except Not |
| html-xhtml-xml |
Saying HTML is inferior to XHTML because it’s not XML is like saying %s. |
| xhtml |
http://pastie.org/1017651.txt |
| "NO U" |
no. |
| sop2 |
<codeputty> i think same origin poilcy means you guys can bone and its not gay |
| BYOB |
Be Your Own Boss |
| nogol |
!!!!!LLLLLOOOOOOOOG LOG LOG LOG LOG ¡¡¡¡ !!!OZAAAALOG¡¡¡¡ !!!!!LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ |
| domain |
document.domain must be set before jQuery is loaded or things go horribly wrong |
| sausage |
korv |
| jlymb |
just like your mother bro |
| fuckoff |
NO U |
| bazinga |
“Once again, you’ve fallen for one of my classic pranks” (Sheldon Cooper, PhD) – http://instantbazinga.com/ |
| flop |
NO U |
| flopaldo |
:'( |
| pubsub |
jQuery publish/subscribe plugin by Peter Higgins http://github.com/phiggins42/bloody-jquery-plugins/blob/master/pubsub.js |
| <3 |
? |
| html5 |
did you mean css3? |
| css3 |
did you mean html5? |
| ui-js |
http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jqueryui/1/jquery-ui.js |
| submit |
Spustit! |
| jqtester |
jQuery zkoušečka http://jquery.jslab.net/zkousecka/ Kód Kód Kód Kód Kód Kód Kód Kód |
| jqf |
jQuery Fundamentals, an open-source jQuery Book -- http://jqfundamentals.com/book/ |
| vuvuzela |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X031mwwuLg |
| plugin |
(function($){ $.pluginName = function() { /* code */ }; $.fn.pluginName = function() { return this.each(function(){ /* code */ }); }; })(jQuery); |
| iykwim |
if you know what i mean |
| o hai |
OHAI %n! |
| amirite |
nournot |
| zalgo |
H̹̙̦̮͉̩̗̗ͧ̇̏̊̾Eͨ͆͒̆ͮ̃͏̷̮̣̫̤̣ ̵̞̹̻̀̉̓ͬ͑͡ͅCͯ̂͐͏̨̛͔̦̟͈̻O̜͎͍͙͚̬̝̣̽ͮ͐͗̀ͤ̍̀͢M̴̡̲̭͍͇̼̟̯̦̉̒͠Ḛ̛̙̞̪̗ͥͤͩ̾͑̔͐ͅṮ̴̷̷̗̼͍̿̿̓̽͐H̙̙̔̄͜ |
| s2 |
♥ |
| unicode crap |
?zalgo |
| stfu |
SHUT THE FUCK UP |
| functino |
the functino you pass to $.fn.foo will be called "callback" inside of $.fn.foo, and then you can do callback() or callback.call(someScope,arg1,arg2) or callback.apply(someScope,[arguments]) or has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like |
| dtias |
Don't Try It And See |
| dildo |
flöggen-schticken |
| that that |
thank a lot yu deserve a great that that |
| JimBastard |
http://bit.ly/c69rPw |
| kitten |
http://i.imgur.com/hCi9g.gif |
| escaping2 |
If you wish to be a free man again after a long, unjust stay in a foreign prison, you must escape your internment with a combination of bravado, ingenuity, and surreptitiousness. Also, try using two backslashes. |
| iszak |
http://bit.ly/9ssjmq |
| bin |
LodgeIt – http://paste.pocoo.org/+js || Pastebin – http://pastie.org/l/javascript || CodePad – http://codepad.org/ |
| rng |
http://bit.ly/16HJ70 |
| cheeseburger |
?eval '(|%|)' |
| pee |
poo |
| double rainbow |
http://doublecompleterainbow.org/ |
| paul |
ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ |
| your_mom |
console.dir( your_mom ); |
| peepoo |
http://www.uncommongoods.com/item/item.jsp?itemId=16430 |
| optimization |
?optimisation |
| the gayest thing you've ever done |
ajpiano |
| Take her hard with your rod |
Harder banging is real! |
| poop |
?commands |
| puppets |
You're all puppets and all costumes, just so you know... |
| fuuu |
http://i.imgur.com/rxKVd.jpg |
| sharktopus |
ONE DOES NOT FUCK WITH THE SHARKTOPUS: http://video.hollywoodreporter.com/services/player/bcpid6555681001?bctid=115484214001 |
| big-o |
Big-O notation, a relative representation of the complexity of an algorithm. http://stackoverflow.com/questions/487258/plain-english-explanation-of-big-o/487278#answer-487278 |
| beauty |
http://jsbeautifier.org |
| gangsigns |
http://oksoclap.com//CWAVltD3sy |
| crush |
miketaylr |
| antti_s |
a front end dev |
| meder |
a front end dev |
| jinh |
?tijnh |
| tia |
Try It Again %s |
| coldhead (jerk) |
the definition of jerkiness |
| tao |
http://www.canonical.org/~kragen/tao-of-programming.html |
| submitajax |
Ajaxify a form: http://paste.pocoo.org/show/239965/ | want more options/features? - http://malsup.com/jquery/form/ |
| grb |
got rice, bitch? |
| ajax102 |
http://bit.ly/blDphe |
| Billan |
a god |
| Enterprise javascript |
enterprise javascript delivers enterprise-grade javascript to the emerging enterprise marketplace with innovative enterprise experience and enterprise solutions. Enterprise javascript leverages enterprise javascript fundumentals and best practices through years of enterprise trials within a large enterprise company. Enterprise javascript is Web 2.0 for the enterprise. Enterprise javascript is similar to regular javascript, b |
| enterprise jquery |
http://www.enterprise.com/#jquery |
| eabod |
http://eatabagofdicks.com |
| blackberry |
"CrazyTown" |
| mvc |
function view(model) { alert(model.msg); } function controller() { var model = {msg:"hello"}; view(model); } |
| awesome |
𝖆𝖜𝖊𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊 |
| troll |
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1261442/troll.swf |
| lmbodfy |
http://bagofdicks.com/?q=%s |
| nopaste |
Please don't paste code in the channel, use one of the pastebins mentioned in the channel topic. |
| regextest |
http://www.cyber-reality.com/regexy.html |
| peenmeter |
http://peenmeter.com/ |
| yafc |
Yet Another Firefox Crash \o/ |
| ydinop |
Your Deadline Is Not Our Problem |
| html5readiness |
http://www.html5readiness.com by paul_irish and nimbupani |
| zalgeval |
eval [{r:[{o:[{f:[{l:[{s:[[{}]]}]}]}]}]},'H̹̙̦̮͉̩̗̗ͧ̇̏̊̾Eͨ͆͒̆ͮ̃͏̷̮̣̫̤̣ ̵̞̹̻̀̉̓ͬ͑͡ͅCͯ̂͐͏̨̛͔̦̟͈̻O̜͎͍͙͚̬̝̣̽ͮ͐͗̀ͤ̍̀͢M̴̡̲̭͍͇̼̟̯̦̉̒͠Ḛ̛̙̞̪̗ͥͤͩ̾͑̔͐ͅṮ̴̷̷̗̼͍̿̿̓̽͐H̙̙̔̄͜'] |
| jquerify |
a bookmarklet that injects jQuery into the current page for use with Firebug's console - http://www.learningjquery.com/2006/12/jquerify-bookmarklet |
| bing |
soo bad they had to advertise on google |
| jsperf |
?g jsperf |
| :: |
unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM |
| me |
ACTION %s |
| goodexamples |
http://oksoclap.com//goodexamples |
| isjb |
it's so just bigotry™ http://twitter.com/getify/status/20395205861 |
| ijsd |
It's Just So Desi |
| docs-t |
http://bot-t.com/docs/ |
| xy problem |
You're trying to do X, and you thought of solution Y. So you're asking about solution Y, without even mentioning X. The problem is, there might be a better solution, but we can't know that unless you describe what X is. http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=542341 |
| xy |
?xy problem |
| ofq |
Does anyone have a question? Please ask it now. |
| you |
you! |
| thanksamillion |
http://download.ubuntu.pl/fun/thks.swf |
| thks |
?thanksamillion |
| manual |
The manual is there for you to read it: http://docs.jquery.com/Main_Page |
| bird |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow |
| 101 |
New to JavaScript? You should read this first: http://eloquentjavascript.net/contents.html |
| lolcode |
http://i.imgur.com/CInDF.jpg |
| zalgofuck |
@bf +҉++++̵+++̸+̵+͝[>+͡++̵+++̸+>́+++͟+̢+++̴++́+>+҉++͏>́+͟<<̨<̛<-]̸>++.͢>+͝.̶+++̨+̛+͜+̢+.̡.+++҉.́>++.̴<͝<҉++̨++͜++͘+͡+́+͠++̴+̡+̡++̧.>.++͘+̴.͝-̴-͝----͏.-̡-̕--̧----.̀>̧+̵.͝>. |
| utf8 |
ïñtërnâtiônàlizætiøn |
| kiss |
Keep It Simple, Stupid |
| ascii |
@bf +[+.] |
| lasers |
http://twitter.com/jsconfeu/status/21431259442 |
| wwgs |
What Would Google Say? All us 'experts' do is google the question... |
| caching |
Even when you're creating a jQuery object out of an element you'll just be using once, you should always cache. Otherwhise you won't end up in heaven. http://blog.seankoole.com/qotd-why-should-you-cache-when-using-jquery |
| twch |
http://i.imgur.com/beW4r.jpg |
| coldhead age |
coldhead.age < (2010-1974) |
| escaping |
If you wish to use any of the meta-characters (#;&,.+*~':"!^$[]()=>|/ ) as a literal part of a name, you must escape the character with two backslashes: \\. http://api.jquery.com/category/selectors/ Also this is probably a bad idea, but... http://j.mp/autoescapeselector |
| babies |
http://jhorna.wordpress.com/2008/03/12/oh-gosh-pregnancy/ |
| demo |
Please create a live (working) demo of your problem on http://jsfiddle.net or provide a link to your site with instructions on how to reproduce the issue. |
| fart |
http://docs.jquery.com/JQuery_bot_commands |
| pewpew |
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/11/pew%20pew.gif |
| great start |
It looks like you're moving along great, keep at it! |
| yaysummon |
SlexAxton rmurphey ajpiano paul_irish snover miketaylr |
| concatobj |
You cannot concatenate an object to a string, which is what you're trying to do with $(this + " selector"). If you want to use an element reference as the context for a search, use $(this).find("elem") or $("elem",this). |
| LTNS |
Long Time No See |
| lo5 |
₅ |
| coding |
<coldhead> write wild and free at the keyboard, then ask here about the billion errors and warnings |
| jonas |
beep boop bop |
| tijnh |
This is #jquery, not #handholding. |
| jinesh |
#jquery is not#emotional-support-hotline |
| location |
The difference between setting window.location and window.location.replace – http://stackoverflow.com/questions/846954/change-url-and-redirect-in-jquery/847130#847130 |
| 509 |
Bandwidth Limit Exceeded |
| try |
do or do not, there's no try |
| egreg |
OMFG it's EGreg |
| benalman.com |
http://benalman.com/music/other/Jonathan_Neal_-_Ben_Alman_Dot_Com.mp3 |
| 101.2 |
Bad at JavaScript? You should get a lobotomy to remove all your current knowledge, then read this: http://eloquentjavascript.net/contents.html |
| interesting |
ZOMG 8===D |
| yhiw |
You're holding it wrong. |
| ask second |
Hasty-sounding questions get hasty answers, or none at all. The more you do to demonstrate that having put thought and effort into solving your problem before seeking help, the more likely you are to actually get help. http://www.catb.org/esr/faqs/smart-questions.html#before |
| pcmac |
http://i.imgur.com/DOj8i.jpg |
| you bitch |
You destroyed my site! |
| op hopsy |
/msg Hopsy hii |
| negatron |
http://i.imgur.com/qXShv.jpg |
| boink |
ajpiano: can i make you come akahn: yes |
| ajpiano |
ajpiano wants to make %s come |
| gn |
Good Night |
| heartz |
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ |
| busted |
BUSTED http://files.sharenator.com/busted1_The_15_Most_Annoying_Video_Game_Characters-s250x221-23059-580.jpg |
| now you know |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pele5vptVgc |
| hashchange |
Ben Alman's hashchange enables very basic bookmarkable#hash history via a cross-browser HTML5 window.onhashchange event. http://benalman.com/projects/jquery-hashchange-plugin/ |
| brofist |
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8i5tsTHxV1qz4mngo1_500.png |
| http://pastie.org/1154029 this |
the code. It creates a tree, file tree. And I want to reset this filetree. at any moment possible. I cant get that to work |
| java |
http://javacrucian.info/ |
| linaf |
.length is not a function, it is a property. $("div").length, not $("div").length() |
| slexysdream |
http://pastie.org/private/zhvvdod0pglpkfwe4zobia |
| stella |
My name is miss stela viewing and going through your profile address today has made me to became intrested in you |
| not good |
http://bit.ly/9ZCl0F |
| bad |
see "?not good" |
| coupon |
http://i.imgur.com/WT6oh.png |
| tiap |
Try It And Pee |
| porn2 |
?eval var _=function(){return !_},f=function(a,b){return a+b},o=4,D=partial(f); (_)(_)+8===D (o)(o) |
| siap |
See It And Pee. |
| ie |
http://i.imgur.com/TRVhn.jpg |
| caret |
jQuery Caret (jCaret) plugin - a full-power caret plugin for handling selection and keypress event in a text field or a text area. http://code.google.com/p/jcaret/ |
| img |
Google Images - http://images.google.com/images?q=%s |
| youtube |
YouTube - http://youtu.be/results?search_query=%s |
| seizure |
http://jsbin.com/uleko4/latest |
| lol |
function _(l){return l+(_+l)[11-((_._=(_._?_._:!_)+1)%(1+1)?!1:1+1+1+1+1)]}_(_(_(''))) |
| dry |
DRY: Don't Repeat Yourself. http://goo.gl/xwCA |
| ldoidh |
Live Demo Or It Didn't Happen - http://jsfiddle.net - http://pastebin.me - http://jsbin.com |
| rap |
http://vimeo.com/15103956 |
| gtf |
<snover> get there faster |
| Copying jQuery UI Styles |
Creating dummy elements that inherit UI styles to retrieve CSS - http://bililite.com/blog/2009/06/24/copying-jquery-ui-styles-and-detecting-css-loading/ |
| oos |
-o-oh-snao™ |
| fun |
fun = 1/log(ticket cost) * beer |
| ice tat |
http://www.davidrdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/mr-cool-ice-tattoo-456a1109.jpg |
| jquery stats |
#jquery stats - http://bot-t.com/logs/jquery/stats |
| asychronous |
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/3538156/file-i-o-in-every-programming-language/3538377#3538377 |
| despair hammer |
beware coldhead's despair hammer! |
| over the line |
<snover> gentlemen, congratulations. not only have we stepped over the fine line of poor taste, we left it about 200 miles back |
| muu |
much unlike urself |
| 20 questions |
<ajpiano> do you want to play twenty questions here or do you want to accept the fact that at no time is it ever valid or a good idea to have multiple elements with the same id |
| unique id |
An "id" is a unique identifier. Each time the id attribute is used in a document it must have a different value. If you are using this attribute as a hook for style sheets it may be more appropriate to use classes (which group elements) than id (which are used to identify exactly one element). If you have multiple elements with the same ID, your jQuery WILL NOT WORK RIGHT. |
| doesn't work2 |
What do you mean it doesn't work? I've tried it a thousand fucking times, it works fine!! Are you some kind of idiot? People have been doing this for years, and they've had no trouble doing it, so eat a dick. |
| donate |
want to help support the jQuery project? Donate at http://jquery.org/donate |
| straight answer |
"Sarcasm® - Because a straight answer is just too easy!™" |
| ifdi |
kevindank2: I FUCKING DICK IT |
| askp |
If you have code, please just pastie it. Don't look for paste experts. Don't ask to paste. Don't Paste Message! Don't ask if people are pasting, or in the mood to paste. Just pastie the paste straight out. |
| tayf |
%s takes away your freedoms. |
| isjp |
it's so just poopne |
| stats |
#jquery IRC stats http://bot-t.com/logs/stats/jquery.html |
| fffail |
http://i.imgur.com/eSprT.jpg |
| performanceTips |
jQuery Performance Rules - Best Practices for Speeding Up jQuery - http://www.artzstudio.com/2009/04/jquery-performance-rules/ |
| dytrivedi |
cool |
| nlogf3 |
U n't! |
| fdi |
%s FUCKING DICK IT |
| lipudtn |
Large-scale Incremental Processing Using Distributed Transactions and Notifications |
| json content type |
Even if you're not using PHP this should be fairly obvious to you: http://github.com/cowboy/php-simple-proxy/blob/master/ba-simple-proxy.php#L241-242 |
| ptswysts |
Put The Shit Where You See The Shit |
| from what i can tell -1 |
the correct behavior here: http://www.w3.org/TR/html5/association-of-controls-and-forms.html#maximum-allowed-value-length |
| greetings |
Hello everyone |
| the eyes |
ಠ_ಠ |
| spice |
Shai-Hulud (pronounced /ˈʃaɪ hʉˈluːd/) |
| feelings |
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/randoms-for-thurs-15.jpg |
| bbl |
be back later |
| matz beard |
http://www.rubyist.net/~matz/images/matz-beard.jpg |
| . |
%s |
| msb |
-o-snao: bitch |
| tgimtb |
Thank Goodness It's miketaylr 's Birthday! |
| liar |
http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua2mp3dR |
| yo |
What's up |
| unnuke |
** Nuclear Launch UnDetected ** |
| random |
|
| F1LT3R |
http://miketaylr.com/post/079d003b.png |
| wylta |
would you like to assist |
| interrobang |
!? |
| noone |
trent reznor |
| complaints |
http://jsfiddle.net/snover/4nA7v/show/ |
| wf |
wassup flexbox |
| ie-bug |
Sorry, I do not use IE, therefore I cannot answer questions about the many problems that it causes |
| whatis$ |
http://james.padolsey.com/stuff/jQueryBookThing/#what-does-jquery-really-do |
| jaubourg |
http://tfuture.org/julian/julian.mp3 |
| regards |
With Best regards, for into the good future. |
| websockets |
very faster than xhr. |
| forever |
))<>(( |
| the difference between jQuery |
a pencil |
| poolparty |
http://sandbox.thewikies.com/no-no-mario/awesome-pool-party.png |
| templating |
jQuery's official templating solution - http://github.com/jquery/jquery-tmpl | underscore.js - http://documentcloud.github.com/underscore/ | mustache.js - http://mustache.github.com/ |
| 143 |
http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.4.3/jquery.js |
| oz |
oh znayu™ |
| bully |
haaiii %s, %s i wonder huuh, %s... %s... Wie geht's %s? I am bored soo i am been asked by %n to bully you %s.. %s %s |
| 143-data |
?g digging into 143 data |
| ding |
dong |
| wing |
wong |
| zing |
zong |
| ben |
ban |
| 4-problems |
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think �I know, I'll use regex and PHP.� Now they have four problems. |
| in page 1 I have the accordion with 3 he .. the first |
permanent open, when I click into the content of the second <h3> below the first.. the new page 2 appear but I would like that the accordion stay open on that <h3> |
| pandemonium |
> ajpiano |
| nlogax |
wa FullSimplify[n Log[a] + n Log[x], a > 0 && n > 0 && x > 0] |
| thisnotthis |
$(this) NOT $('this') |
| interview |
http://piratepad.net/interviewQs or http://oksoclap.com//interview |
| gf3n't |
I YES |
| philosophy |
my philosofy is to let person like you run your on code in your brain.. once you understand it will be a red head to wash with dirty waters.. no problem enjoy |
| notoriousBIG |
Dojo.hiphop.90s.notoriousBIG.init() |
| triptych |
http://pixify.me/i/browsersnao.jpg |
| tetraptych |
http://gyazo.com/052df6d5576660684e6644b2fa6cc826.png |
| pentaptych |
http://ajpiano.com/pentaptych.jpg |
| hsla |
http://www.useragentman.com/blog/2010/08/28/coding-colors-easily-using-css3-hsl-notation/ |
| hsl |
http://www.useragentman.com/blog/2010/08/28/coding-colors-easily-using-css3-hsl-notation/ |
| ponder |
http://i.imgur.com/nq4C9.jpg |
| lolcatstorage |
http://i.imgur.com/mpUmt.png |
| iebug |
http://i.imgur.com/BpJHV.gif |
| browser nahihe |
http://bit.ly/bwczJh |
| $1 |
http://i.imgur.com/eFo6K.jpg "These come in ones?!?!" |
| crazy |
dreamy |
| cornering |
finding one person and treating them as your ☆BFF☆ so they'll answer all your questions. It is the opposite of how IRC support works. |
| 07:24 bot-t |
now known as |
| tuna |
<sean`> domcat2, eventually the tuna will end up in a can |
| hysteria |
Old testament, real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria! |
| wntbajo |
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2371502,00.asp |
| mum |
much unlike myself |
| mlm |
much like myself |
| html entities |
html & titties |
| melodrama |
http://twitter.com/thomasfuchs/status/28982169105 |
| osbmf |
oh snao™ bitch muh fucko |
| fu |
fuchs you |
| settle |
Boys, Boys. We can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins. |
| akahn |
aggressive caching is totally enterprise |
| premature optimization |
?optimization |
| boaz |
Another word for badass. |
| lotsoflove |
http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/lots_of_love.jpg |
| pebkac |
Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair |
| tcbie |
[_] The Care Box Is Empty :( |
| jqeng |
English jQuery users may be offended by the accessor $, if offense occurs, change $ to £ and bang head on desk. |
| RobW |
%n: Back off my bitch |
| orly |
YA RLY! |
| TRUFF |
Huh? |
| jqeur |
European jQuery users may be offended by the accessor $, if offense occurs, change $ to � and bang head on desk. |
| spool_error |
LOAD TRAY ERROR 2 UR MOM'S MOUTH HAHAHAHAHA |
| Vorspire |
Developer dev = new Developer(Vorspire); while( dev.Thinking != dev.InBox && !dev.Tired ){ dev.Innovation++; } |
| joint |
</////////////////#=- ~~~ Pass it to the LEFT! |
| filterAttr |
jQuery.filterAttr( attr, regexp ) - Reduce the set of matched elements to those that match the Regular Expression Pattern. - http://plugins.jquery.com/project/filterAttr |
| nd |
NEIN DU |
| otstats |
http://bot-t.com/logs/stats/ot.html |
| tilde |
~ |
| paul_irish |
oh him? don't get me started... |
| which |
why i left a message on |
| impala |
http://bit.ly/9YZaNF |
| ywti |
http://you-win-the-internet.com/?n=%s |
| hawk |
hawkward (http://j.mp/aOnrU0) |
| scosugforums |
http://img.maniadb.com/images/album/189/189423_1_f.jpg |
| marketing |
Marketing is a virus. |
| banana |
http://music.thewikies.com/jonneal/Jonathan_Neal_-_Mr_Banana.html |
| wwgd |
What Would gf3 Do |
| polyfill |
http://github.com/Modernizr/Modernizr/wiki/HTML5-Cross-browser-Polyfills |
| 10minutes |
http://github.com/spencertipping/js-in-ten-minutes/raw/master/js-in-ten-minutes.pdf |
| hi5 |
⁵ %s |
| compare |
http://github.com/jquery/jquery/compare/%s |
| blame |
http://github.com/jquery/jquery/blame/master/src/%s.js |
| bee |
eer |
| mlum |
much like ur mom |
| thas |
try her and see |
| jsFiddle |
jsFiddle (http://jsfiddle.net) is an online IDE for HTML, CSS, and JavaScript. It is the best way to provide test cases of your jQuery bugs (for support and the bug tracker). Make sure to include the jQuery library (on the left side) and any relevant markup or CSS. You can include external dependencies via the Add Resources tab. You can also mock AJAX requests. These tools allow you to replicate your issue and pres |
| llama |
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb6zdtftk11qzbhsfo1_500.jpg |
| ops |
temp01 snover ajpiano paul_irish |
| n00bs |
http://oksoclap.com//62oliHVeyU |
| idiaftn |
I did it all for the nookie |
| walter |
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs067.snc3/13450_314953135176_551100176_9534574_1548823_n.jpg |
| emounicorn |
nlogax! http://i.imgur.com/HoxhF.jpg |
| love |
♥ U |
| mlmm |
much like my mom |
| psh |
> let p = "paul_irish!" in head p : drop 8 p |
| jaubourg's location |
brussels |
| coldheads' location |
mauritius |
| alert |
Forget alert—use console.log() in Firebug (or your browser’s built in Developer Tools) and welcome to convenience! http://getfirebug.com |
| hanners |
[1:20 ] <ralphholzmann> coldhead: are your warmhead in real life |
| slexaxton's location |
austin, tx |
| nick's location |
location |
| smoke's location |
Pune, India |
| ba debounce |
Don't fire that event any more than you have to! - http://benalman.com/code/projects/jquery-throttle-debounce/examples/debounce/ |
| iaf |
http://ajpiano.com/introduceafactory.jpg |
| jesusman |
http://youtu.be/watch?v=t29K8HN79Jg |
| eptas |
every picture tells a story |
| ead |
Eat a Dick |
| justice |
<nlogax> http://i.imgur.com/GCNy7.jpg |
| setinterval |
http://www.erichynds.com/javascript/a-recursive-settimeout-pattern/ |
| sense |
<thomasd> snover that doesent make any sence and i will be right back i have to eat |
| iaw |
%s isn't a word |
| pluginforthat |
http://oksoclap.com/pluginforthat |
| unicode |
http://inimino.org/~inimino/blog/javascript_cset |
| antti_s's location |
Helsinki |
| congratulation |
<stuk_gen> i congratulation with all of you for the time that you spend for me |
| rupo |
retarded until proven otherwise |
| Peter-'s location |
amsterdam |
| ben_alman's location |
boston |
| fap |
file a patch |
| danheberden2 |
he's out in the field with his %s, you know dan, he always BE HERDIN !!!!!! |
| design patterns |
Essential JavaScript And jQuery Design Patterns by Addy Osmani - reusable solutions for commonly occurring problems in software development. http://addyosmani.com/blog/essentialjsdesignpatterns/ |
| monofill |
zepto.js |
| holidays |
<dytrivedi> yep was off for holidays ... and then got circumcised >: | |
| integration |
Browser - it is browser. It has one function - convert html to something visible. Why you trying combine spoon and dryer? |
| uasniff |
http://i.imgur.com/eFP0D.gif |
| rms |
Ride My Seesaw |
| pseudoselectors |
input:checkbox:checked is nice, but input[type="checkbox"][checked] is even nicer. The former is slow; the latter uses querySelectorAll and is much much faster. |
| async |
NEVER SET ASYNC TO FALSE ON YOUR AJAX REQUESTS. At best, doing so causes your entire web site to lock up until the request is finished; more commonly, it causes the user’s ENTIRE BROWSER to lock up. The *only* time a synchronous request is the right thing to do is in a beforeunload handler. Otherwise, DO NOT DO IT. |
| css101 |
New to CSS selectors? Here’s a tutorial: http://css.maxdesign.com.au/selectutorial/ |
| batman |
http://yfrog.com/nfylnjj |
| enterprise |
<coldhead> its like his giant fists pounding the keys add random enterprise around his actual coads |
| nerf |
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rj3/5202599896/in/photostream/ |
| helpushelpyou |
it's your responsibility as the help-seeker to put forth your best effort to facilitate our helping you. If you make it in any way difficult, you greatly diminish the amount and quality of help you will receive. |
| help-seeker |
it's your responsibility as the help-seeker to put forth your best effort to facilitate our helping you. If you make it in any way difficult, you greatly diminish the amount and quality of help you will receive. |
| huhy |
it's your responsibility as the help-seeker to put forth your best effort to facilitate our helping you. If you make it in any way difficult, you greatly diminish the amount and quality of help you will receive. |
| miketaylr's location |
new york |
| ralphholzmann's location |
Milwaukee |
| extra3 |
http://www.bobbonifield.com/grab/33d62e.png |
| flodclod |
flod and clod. Two peas in a pod. |
| danheberden |
<danheberden> but +1 on fat models |
| danheberden3 |
DAN... HE BURDEN!!!!!!!!!! |
| ygg |
YOU GO GUUUUUURLL!! <3 |
| timerxac |
Timer-X: Absolute Control - 1.0.4-VN-FINAL - An extensive timer plugin with a simple API which allows developers to easily add time-delayed controls to their projects with 2 simple functions: http://plugins.jquery.com/project/TimerXAC |
| tbag |
I ain't gettin in no cup, fool. |
| Aamir's location |
London |
| seutje's location |
Genk |
| frigginCarebear's location |
antwerp |
| woof |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRa75_Hlr28 |
| ht |
НЕТ ТЫ |
| cthulhu |
while(this != dead) { lie(); if(aeons.strange == true) { kill(death); } } |
| ain't workin' |
http://lolsnaps.com/upload_images/real/1637.gif |
| l4rk's locations |
boston |
| vc |
very carefully |
| html5shiv |
http://code.google.com/p/html5shiv/ |
| german |
NO NO NO NO NO .. DUTCH IS!!! |
| ftj |
Fixing These jQuery: A Guide to Debugging - http://fixingthesejquery.com |
| html6 |
http://html6.by.ru/ |
| I THINK THIS CHANNEL |
THE %s THING EVER |
| errors |
<Third3ye> A wrong .load gave me an infinite amount of errors |
| jquery-version |
When you use jQuery, you are also using JavaScript. There are many native JavaScript functions that do exactly what you need, and work in all browsers. If you are looking for "The jQuery Equivalent" of setTimeout, Math.random, ||, &&, etc, you already found it. |
| help |
Get FREE A++ HELP - http://workaround.org/getting-help-on-irc |
| jquery-help |
jQuery Docs: http://docs.jquery.com/ | jQuery API: http://api.jquery.com/ | The 14 Days of jQuery - http://jquery14.com/ |
| jsisjs |
?jquery-version |
| v4e |
http://camendesign.com/code/ |
| fail |
((![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+([![]]+[][[]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]) |
| jf |
Please paste your code to http://jsfiddle.net as it is easier for me to work with and look at |
| "weather earth" |
Time in sol, Milky Way - Time: 6:66pm Sunday (WTF), Weather: Hot |
| weather-sun |
Location: Sol, Milky Way, Weather: 5500 °C / 9900 °F, Feels like: Hell |
| ydm |
You destroyed my %s! You Bitch! |
| ocaml |
the story of a troubled functional programmer who becomes embroiled in the lives of a close-knit group of people in the wealthy, upper-class neighborhood of Newport Beach, Orange County, California. |
| play |
If you really like playing with me that much, why don't you /msg me so you don't disturb others. |
| gf3's location |
Toronto |
| jitter's location |
Vienna |
| botdance |
g debug wut |
| totes |
<nimbupani> totally |
| orgasms |
<ben_alman> it was like hot flour tortilla orgasms in my mouth |
| IE animate opacity text issue |
http://tinyurl.com/2vjd5jz |
| paul_irish's location |
SF |
| the consequences of sperm |
?eval ":" + ~~({}) |
| enterprise headlines |
http://oksoclap.com/sDLR0t3mdq |
| impossible |
nothing. |
| sean``'s location |
amsterdam |
| cim |
.closest() is not magic: It does not miraculously find the closest element in the DOM, regardless of location. It searches an element's direct ancestors until it finds one that matches the selector you provided. |
| nogas |
No one gives a shit. No one is going to trawl through the channel logs looking to steal awesome intellectual property and code from broken examples that you once posted in a support channel in order to steal your ideas. If you're here for support, don't bring your lawyer. |
| nosense |
http://pastie.org/private/pfvwjl3i3z5ukjaue15g |
| erichynds's location |
boston |
| foo |
bar is foo |
| bar |
foo is bar |
| serco |
Chronos the Time Keeper |
| greet |
Hello, $this! |
| sean` |
Rick James, bitch! |
| Jezek |
A toilet full of swampy gutter mud. |
| twilight |
Doo doo do do, doo doo do do |
| botfork |
Weeeeeeee! *STAB* *STAB* |
| botspoon |
Not a botknife. |
| botknife |
That's not a knife, see botspoon. |
| wwjd |
What Would jQuery Do? |
| rr |
http://jsfiddle.net/keWpE/ |
| netsplit |
They're over there -----------------------------------> |
| cloud2 |
http://news.heroku.com/news_releases/salesforcecom-signs-definitive-agreement-to-acquire-heroku |
| ajpiano's location |
new york |
| tallisman |
Tallisman, Everything you need to know about; http://jsfiddle.net/keWpE/ |
| cake |
The cake is most certainly not absolutely or completely a lie. |
| l2c2 |
Learn, Listen, Communicate and Connect. |
| installed |
To detect if jQuery itself is installed and active, you can test without errors using this snippet: if( !window["jQuery"] ){ /*Not Installed*/ } |
| ralphholzmhholzmann |
http://twitter.com/#!/BoazSender/status/29484763994 |
| stringify |
JSON.stringify() is the standard and recommended way of encoding an object to a JSON string representation of that object. It is a method of the native JSON object in many browsers, and it is recommended you use json2.js (https://github.com/douglascrockford/JSON-js) to provide a fallback. jQuery does not need this functionality internally and thus does not provide a convenience method to do so. |
| json2 |
Douglas Crockford's standard JSON library - https://github.com/douglascrockford/JSON-js e.g. JSON.stringify(obj) and JSON.parse(jsonstr) |
| workforme |
hey %s can you work for me bitch? |
| fiik |
fuck if I know |
| pressxtojson |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_56257iS77A |
| mlueh |
much like ur elephant head |
| Hopsy's location |
Amsterdam |
| gogopuff's location |
pune |
| cheese |
http://www.officecheese.com/ |
| gridx |
A work in progress, follow development at: http://jsfiddle.net/Vorspire/JmKM4/ |
| tetrisx |
A work in progress, follow development at: http://jsfiddle.net/Vorspire/JmKM4/ |
| cool |
koole |
| danheberden4 |
<vladikoff> danheberdenize them! |
| NOT U |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_kGWWHwUXs#t=5s |
| jewquery |
http://jewquery.com/ |
| gf5 |
> gf 5 |
| danheberden5 |
<vladikoff> danheberdenation |
| objection |
i{} |
| iobject |
I OBJECT! var i = {}; |
| soreau |
"I really don't care about any standards if it says I can't have text reflection on my navigation menu buttons" |
| merry |
christmas |
| Tallisman's location |
Uitgeest |
| demystification |
({'+':'demystification','++':function($){return this['+']+$}})['++']('++') |
| peen |
({'=':8,'(++$$)':Array,'==':'=','~~o':'D','(.Y.)':function($$,$){return ($=this)['=']+$['(++$$)'](++$$).join($['=='])+$['~~o'];}})['(.Y.)'](3) |
| McLovin |
new Circle.make.do() |
| RefVsExec |
http://fixingthesejquery.com/#slide32 |
| $prefix |
It is a common convention to prefix variables that refer to jQuery objects with a $ (Ex. var $this = $(this). The $ has NO SPECIAL MEANING and is simply customary among some developers. Others object to it on the grounds that it is "Hungarian Notation." Feel free to use it or not! |
| osxsoftware |
http://oksoclap.com//ineedzsoftware |
| scriptsatbottom |
Load your scripts right before </body> for great justice - http://developer.yahoo.com/blogs/ydn/posts/2007/07/high_performanc_5/ |
| primitives |
Objects vs Primitives: To make a long story short, use primitives wherever you can. http://benalman.com/grab/791efe.png |
| firstclass |
First-Class Functions: Functions can take functions as arguments as well as return them. http://benalman.com/grab/b39a19.png |
| :focus |
http://groups.google.com/group/jquery-dev/browse_thread/thread/67ede2e034ab62f3/def5b2207b99a731 |
| helponIRC |
http://workaround.org/getting-help-on-irc |
| coldhead's location |
sydney |
| mlmlm |
much like multi-level marketing |
| dytrivedi's location |
Bangalore |
| closures |
JavaScript Closures - http://blog.morrisjohns.com/javascript_closures_for_dummies.html and http://bit.ly/iife-closures |
| self executing |
What’s wrong with "Self-executing anonymous function?" http://bit.ly/self-executing |
| omgpaul |
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs456.snc3/26108_532014511782_29100413_31383464_6948266_n.jpg |
| fml |
%s is fucking up my life :( |
| seutje |
Steve Franciscus Maria De Jonghe aka सयूत्जे |
| fyl |
%s is fucking up your life :( |
| eTiger13 |
Duck Punching with jQuery - http://paulirish.com/2010/duck-punching-with-jquery/ |
| coldhead |
coldhead: a brand new person to jQuery. Ignore at all costs!!!!! |
| snover |
our new ☃verlord |
| 386 |
http://xkcd.com/386/ |
| temp01, the bewilderment |
why the description isn't showing up from |
| inline |
don't use inline event handlers; instead, use jQuery's bind() or delegate() method in an external JavaScript file. Inline handlers are harder to debug, aren't reusable, are harder to maintain, bloat your HTML, and violate the separation of content design principle. Also - jQuery can't normalize your event, leaving you unsure if you can reliably stopPropagation(), or access e.which. |
| pizza |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044 |
| gay |
<l4rk> after seeing priscilla queen of the desert i've liked abba much more |
| mp |
my pleasure |
| domlint |
DOMLint - Test suite against HTML/DOM conflicts - http://kangax.github.com/domlint/ |
| rickadick |
Ricka ticka tick tock tick tock tock! Ring! Ringa ding ding ringa ding ding! Ricka dick rick ricka dick rick! Ringa dinga ding ding dong! Rim rim rim rim rim! |
| well |
http://youtu.be/RssnpE9U6IU |
| json validator |
?jsonlint |
| twys |
that's what you said http://gyazo.com/fa6e1a1daee83896752fb1dc8ed7ed56.png |
| birthdaysapp |
http://jsbin.com/uxama3/16 |
| smiley |
https://gist.github.com/216120 |
| backandforth |
))<>(( |
| motivator |
http://ifeelunmotivated.com/ |
| f7u12 |
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU |
| shiftkey |
http://paulirish.com/i/shiftkey.jpg |
| peolcommand |
%s |
| nlogax's location |
stockholm |
| jqueriesui |
http://i.imgur.com/1oq2s.jpg |
| unicornman |
http://www.terrinoni.net/malts/images/unicorn.jpg and http://img3.visualizeus.com/thumbs/10/12/03/animated,art,interesting,strange,uniform-d413121b43adb9b705534ac2302213d4_m.jpg |
| birthday aamir |
December 23, 1982 |
| birthday addyosmani |
March 24, 1986 |
| birthday ajpiano |
March 17, 1986 |
| birthday akahn |
April 1, 1986 |
| birthday bbonifield |
March 29, 1983 |
| birthday ben_alman |
November 10, 1975 |
| birthday bot-t |
January 2, 1970 |
| birthday brandonaaron |
March 23, 1983 |
| birthday coldhead |
July 20, 1902 |
| birthday dabear |
May 6, 1988 |
| birthday danheberden |
May 28, 1983 |
| birthday dytrivedi |
May 30, 1983 |
| birthday erichynds |
August 4, 1986 |
| birthday gf3 |
March 27, 1988 |
| birthday jonclark |
September 1, 1986 |
| birthday karbassi |
May 6, 1986 |
| birthday l4rk |
August 18, 1987 |
| birthday matjas |
May 24, 1988 |
| birthday meder |
July 2, 1988 |
| birthday miketaylr |
October 10, 1980 |
| birthday nimbupani |
July 18, 1983 |
| birthday paul_irish |
July 23, 1982 |
| birthday peol |
September 11, 1984 |
| birthday Peter |
June 9, 1989 |
| birthday ralphholzmann |
February 24, 1987 |
| birthday ReyBango |
January 1, 1968 |
| birthday rmurphey |
January 4 |
| birthday roger_raymond |
August 30, 1972 |
| birthday sean` |
May 22, 1989, |
| birthday seutje |
July 8, 1986 |
| birthday slexaxton |
March 13, 1986 |
| birthday temp01 |
January 1, 1970 |
| birthday vladikoff |
July 8, 1988 |
| chillguy |
http://i.imgur.com/qPoBT.png |
| i hate you |
NO U |
| gitflags |
http://oksoclap.com/gitflags |
| omg |
http://gyazo.com/083efa56dc331181f4c2a9b599969a6a.png |
| promotemiketaylr |
http://d.pr/IAY6 |
| jquery-docco |
http://code.bocoup.com/jquery-docco/ |
| roflcopter |
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AULIU8OePQA/Sf8Ei9izIOI/AAAAAAAAAUg/Eb-44Uo1TqE/s320/roflcopter.gif |
| partials |
http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-US/scriptjunkie/gg575560.aspx |
| Douglas Crockford |
The Immutable Singleton |
| should you be open source |
yes! |
| julian |
http://tfuture.org/julian/julian.mp3 |
| proxy-bind |
http://benalman.com/grab/e879a0.png |
| A Magic 8 Ball |
far less frustrating to deal with than |
| totally fine |
http://grabs.ralphholzmann.com/1291838483.png |
| jquerydevgist |
https://gist.github.com/672714 |
| jqbugz |
https://gist.github.com/672714 |
| klintron |
the biggest douche EVAR |
| fpi |
fucking paul irish! http://i.imgur.com/gpspl.png |
| NBS |
Naked Butt Sex |
| cauldhead |
http://gyazo.com/5841e40fd4326938ecff261ce792c397.png |
| D: |
http://gyazo.com/968c469c22601dabcb79124a39934275.png |
| Peter` location |
Amsterdam |
| sneakers |
http://www.aresluna.org/stories/toy-company-my-ass/ |
| philistine |
someone from vietnam |
| andadesk |
http://alexsexton.com/files/AndADesk.mp3 |
| like a moss |
http://i.imgur.com/FZKFv.jpg |
| muo |
much unlike ourselves |
| fmb |
who?!? |
| domready |
$(document).ready( fn ), $( fn ) and $(document).bind( 'ready', fn ) are all equivalent and execute fn on "dom ready" (which executes before window onload). code that accesses the DOM will generally need to be wrapped in one of these. use the first one! |
| crock |
Your sadly pathetic bleatings are harshing my mellow. |
| irony |
http://html5.uncontrol.com/ |
| crockford |
http://i.imgur.com/kp5Hp.png |
| akahn's location |
nyc |
| mekwall's location |
Gothenburg, Sweden |
| mljr |
much like John Resig |
| ifhy |
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfcplp3Uyc1qza3e8o1_500.gif |
| gf3 |
http://plixi.com/p/51671308 (ps. no u) |
| fb |
facebook |
| gj |
Great Job! |
| techreviewplz |
talk to nimbupani |
| whoputthepicturethere |
definitely not temp01. |
| amigamingyou |
no. certainly not. |
| all that data |
what killed |
| paul_irish2 |
http://paulirish.com/i/1d20.png |
| debugger |
a good debugger will help you find and fix your problems quicker. Make sure you keep Firebug or the webkit Inspector handy when you are tearing you hair out |
| meeting's location |
Boston |
| hapyzalgo |
٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶ __̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡̡ |
| ml_ |
much like %sself |
| ml |
much like %sself |
| mu |
much unlike %sself |
| toeser |
Bitches! |
| hawkward |
http://dudelol.com/DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES/Oh-hawkward.jpg |
| bikeshed |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkinson's_Law_of_Triviality |
| jitter |
the kidder |
| linkhappen |
Link to the page or it didn't happen! |
| buster |
http://benalman.com/grab/ef49f3.png |
| BBonifieldd's location |
Wichita, KS |
| meder's location |
20851 |
| cats |
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/unlimitedcatsp1.gif |
| su |
sNOver U |
| nu |
NLOgax U |
| au |
ajpiaNO U |
| yu |
U yONkeltron |
| ru |
ralphNOlzmann U |
| 42u |
THE ANSWER U |
| du |
Doug NEINer DU |
| cu |
NOldhead U |
| ajaxfulldocument |
Trying to load an entire html document? You should read these: http://bugs.jquery.com/ticket/7784 && http://benalman.com/projects/jquery-misc-plugins/#htmldoc |
| enterprise jquery live |
This might help with your plugins when using live() http://enterprisejquery.com/2010/07/configuring-ui-widgets-and-interactions-with-live/ |
| pee pee touching |
rapidly becoming the best form of intimacy, get on it. |
| Hmm, thanks. But this outputs the whole set of strings in object, but it |
progress :) |
| deferred |
http://api.jquery.com/category/deferred-object/ |
| pp |
perspiring profusely |
| DADT |
Dojo Already Did That |
| seaf |
function() { arguments.callee(); } |
| sync |
?async |
| wst |
%s. well solve that. |
| not slaves |
We are volunteers. We are not your slaves. If you can't learn something on your own or are taking advantage of our generosity, then hire a developer to do it and make everyone feel better |
| bnc |
An IRC bouncer (bnc) is a little app that sits on a server and keeps you connected to IRC. Instead of connecting to an IRC server directly, you connect to your server using whichever client and port you like, and it resumes your session. ZNC (http://en.znc.in/wiki/ZNC) makes this ridiculously easy. |
| vladikoff's location |
toronto |
| flod's location |
toronto |
| toes |
Bitches! |
| echo |
echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo echo … |
| version |
IRC 0.1alpha |
| v |
IRC v0.1alpha |
| gf3hairday |
https://github.com/paulirish/gf3hairday/wiki |
| disqus |
http://i.picasion.com/pic38/7a5942c556b37a0a4d770d77594376fe.gif |
| brub |
an idling noise, eg: brub brub brub |
| tc |
Taylr's Corrollary: The faster your feature tests run, the larger the JPGs in the site background. |
| pe |
Please paste your code at http://jsfiddle.net/ otherwise I won't look at it. |
| autocomplete |
jQuery UI - Autocomplete Demos & Documentation - The Autocomplete widgets provides suggestions while you type into the field. Here the suggestions are tags for programming languages, give "ja" (for Java or JavaScript) a try. http://jqueryui.com/demos/autocomplete/ |
| preloading |
Simple Preloading: $("<img/>").load(function(){}).attr("src",newsrc) <--- Note that you bind the load callback before changing the image src. Need more options? imagesLoaded callback: http://gist.github.com/268257 ; BK's, with CSS powah: http://binarykitten.me.uk/dev/jq-plugins/107-jquery-image-preloader-plus-callbacks.html |
| regret |
http://lh6.ggpht.com/_N9qFM1mwukM/TDw26A9BRNI/AAAAAAAAAe0/wKTegHDDEts/OMG_FUNDING.PNG |
| slexbarbie |
http://gyazo.com/e50eacfcf3f71767340fb4a0c3f7ab6d.png |
| literally |
LLOLOL |
| tcc |
Taylr's Corollary Corollary: Restaurants: The less accessible the website, the more delicious the food. |
| rawr |
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg608kMn7J1qzv7kno1_500.gif |
| lemonparty |
http://i.imgur.com/Vvvyx.jpg |
| meeting time |
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=7+Feb+2011+12%3A00+PM+Boston |
| live ui |
This might help with your plugins when using live() http://enterprisejquery.com/2010/07/configuring-ui-widgets-and-interactions-with-live/ |
| jdalton |
Daddy of sandboxed natives. |
| mlun |
much like ur neophyte |
| hiring |
You're welcome to try and hire people for your projects here. It's best if you can provide a link to more information (an outline of what you're after, your rates and the terms and conditions). Interested parties will get back to you. |
| your namespace |
Namespacing in JavaScript http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/scriptjunkie/gg578608.aspx |
| return false |
'return false' or call event.preventDefault() to prevent the browser's default action (such as navigation on a link) in an event callback. Example: $("#link").click(function(e){ e.preventDefault(); /* code here */ }) or $("#link").click(function(){ /* code here */; return false }); preventDefault() should be used in most cases. |
| my mom |
way out of your league. |
| from null |
NetTuts JavaScript from Null: Video Series http://net.tutsplus.com/tutorials/javascript-ajax/javascript-from-null-video-series/ |
| tswift.location |
SINGAPORE http://twitpic.com/3xn2hu |
| ntbad |
not to be a dick, but %s |
| fepdp |
Forkez et proposez des patchs. |
| fact |
Absolutely. |
| let's fix the internet! |
/me starts coding... <frame><html><content><b>HTM5<i>The Future</em></frame> |
| gnarf's location |
Rockford, IL |
| deferreds |
Read this for getting started with deferreds: http://www.erichynds.com/jquery/using-deferreds-in-jquery/ |
| waits for bot-t to do something |
/me gives a bewildered look and does jazz hands, sarcastically. |
| are you going to do something |
/me gives a bewildered look and does jazz hands, sarcastically. |
| pause |
<peol> ehh, been in bed sick for two days, i just tried to PAUSE irc with `space` :/ |
| w3schools |
http://w3fools.com |
| bdt |
BA DUM TSSSSS |
| iiafib |
http://isitafuckingirritatingbrowser.com/ |
| toughguy |
http://i.imgur.com/gaR25.jpg |
| write some html5 |
/me gets started... <frame><iframe><html><base content="<b>bOt-T's WeBsItE"></base></frame> |
| nailed it |
http://i.imgur.com/zbMZC.jpg |
| SFS |
Safe For Snover |
| lpf |
Latest Paul Fan: https://twitter.com/yinychan/status/36475159942537216 |
| dabear_'s location |
Oslo |
| nfu |
no, fuchs u! |
| mlk |
much like martin luther king (?) |
| mlb |
much like bot-t |
| pauls brother |
http://twitter.com/#!/meirish |
| pc |
PAGE CLOASED >: | |
| kroc |
http://i.imgur.com/4a00F.png |
| hiyo |
http://hiyoooo.com/ |
| wilhelm |
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=wilhelmscream&play=true |
| ugt |
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~ilya/mips/ugt.html |
| benschwarz's location |
melbourne |
| pifs |
Paul Irish Full Stop |
| whoa whoa wait a minute I think I got this backwards. |
jon_neal, tell paul_irish, tell bot-t whoa whoa wait a minute I think I got this backwards. |
| mumlm |
much unlike multi-level marketing |
| nightly |
Latest jQuery build (pulled from git): http://code.jquery.com/jquery-git.js |
| bentruyman's location |
Chicago |
| hjih |
HEY JOHN ITS JONS MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWWWWHHHHHHYYYY OUR AND I CANT EVEN BELIEVE YOU CONTACTING OUR SON FOR A NEW RELEASE OR TO TELL HIM THE TRUTH?!!!!! :) !!!!! I DONT IF YOU KNOW EVEN THIS WRITING A LIL JS MYSELF LIL NOW AND AGAIN LIL BIT MMMMOBILE DO!YOU!DO!MOBILE?! CANT FRIGGIN STAND WHY CSS FOR JQUERY NEVER CAME TO BE OR TELL ANYONE THE SECRET.... >:| DEPRECIATED BROWSER SHI HOW MANY YEARS TILL YOU THROW OUT MY SO |
| getify |
%s is not so much "2 years behind" the times as others are (sometimes irresponsibly) "2 years ahead" of the times. |
| thumbsup |
http://i56.tinypic.com/ae2lmv.gif |
| gl |
http://goodluckwiththatdude.com |
| csb |
cool story, bro. http://i599.photobucket.com/albums/tt71/Pittsburghistan/xb9yt0jpg-1.gif |
| miami style |
http://bit.ly/13fBcs |
| ligaf |
http://bit.ly/fSKpS4 |
| nou |
http://pastie.org/1017647 (gol) |
| brovote |
<nimbupani> GROSS |
| crock2 |
Clearly code quality is not important to you, or you would not be demanding your right to write incompetent crap. |
| hottest lion |
http://images.wikia.com/lionking/images/9/94/Happy_Nala.jpg |
| illegal |
http://gyazo.com/65c33bda394a8d48bde9cb8e878c0eb1.png |
| age of innocence |
http://slexaxton.com/pix/8004.png |
| benz |
ben_alman benschwarz bentruyman bot-t |
| paulblows |
http://ajpiano.com/cap/db30f3.png |
| svelb |
Skeptic's Village for Equality of Living Beings |
| nimbupani's location |
seattle |
| flod |
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04112002 |
| birthdays |
http://oksoclap.com//otsyAMXErG & http://jsbin.com/uxama3/16 |
| bot-t all you need |
love |
| all you need |
love |
| DAElectric location |
Washington D.C |
| zpihd |
ZOMG it's paul_irish in HD! |
| ajremixed |
http://ajremixed.ytmnd.com |
| imfd |
It is %s's first day. Welcome warmly and supportively |
| sing |
a song |
| miketaylr |
"How by not doing this has the opposite effect hurts my brain to consider." |
| iife2 |
U wld prefer Immediately-Invoked fcn Expression I believe I cn accommodate U...but...a tech edit wld B welcomed 2 |
| norlyomgpaul |
https://s-hphotos-snc4.fbcdn.net/39137_910187310233_6207312_48724442_3300517_n.jpg |
| js101 |
101 |
| mumra |
The ever living |
| sorry |
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldazu28sVD1qdqv28o1_500.gif |
| nimbupani |
The Pattern Mistress |
| csb.js |
cool slider bro |
| pifantastic's location |
Austin, TX |
| ab |
AMAZING (synthetic) BENCHMARKS™ |
| camb |
http://bit.ly/eGqdUP |
| updog |
http://paulirish.com/i/a603.png |
| 2bagsofdicks |
StoneCypher: miketaylr: don't talk to me. i'm busy eating two bags of dicks. |
| kid rock |
http://gyazo.com/8595914fa39bdb69ceab90b5f85027ea.png |
| breakpoint |
...Set a Breakpoint! http://fixingthesejquery.com/#slide10 |
| wadt |
Windows Already Did That ™ |
| august6 |
JonathanNeal's Wedding Day!!! |
| dbaghashtag |
#webperf |
| 404bestpractice |
http://proteys.info/404/ |
| adt |
%s already did that ™ |
| 418 |
I am a teapot |
| it dont works |
what are i am doing wrongs? |
| dont works |
you're am doing it wrongs |
| yepnope |
yepnope is an asynchronous conditional resource loader that's super-fast, and allows you to load only the scripts that your users need: http://yepnopejs.com/ |
| ckc |
Cool Kids Club |
| 6953 |
6953 reasons why I still let Google host jQuery for me - Encosia - http://encosia.com/2010/09/15/6953-reasons-why-i-still-let-google-host-jquery-for-me/ |
| zepto |
?fu |
| fuchs |
you |
| -,- |
^_^ |
| np |
No Problem |
| fpijr |
Tv off. Phones on silent. The rain is the beat, your moans are the background vocals, my strokes are the lyrics; Let's Make Music. |
| livedemo |
Please create a working demo of your problem on jsbin.com or jsfiddle.net. Please include the JS and CSS dependencies so we can see what you're talking about. Note: the script panes do not need script tags, or $(document).ready's, that is automatic |
| no-u |
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/images/no+u |
| tws |
that's what %s said |
| setTimeout |
var timeout = window.setTimeout(function, delayMs) - Executes a code snippet or a function after specified delay. https://developer.mozilla.org/en/DOM/window.setTimeout - cancel with window.clearTimeout(timeout); |
| ycet |
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT! |
| qsa |
document.querySelectorAll - Returns a list of the elements within the document (using depth-first pre-order traversal of the document's nodes) that match the specified group of selectors. The object returned is a NodeList . https://developer.mozilla.org/En/DOM/Document.querySelectorAll |
| debounce |
Ben Alman » jQuery throttle / debounce: Sometimes, less is more! - http://benalman.com/projects/jquery-throttle-debounce-plugin/ |
| cr |
http://crbug.com/%s |
| placeholder |
https://github.com/mathiasbynens/Placeholder-jQuery-Plugin - A jQuery plugin which enables HTML5 placeholder behavior for browsers that aren’t trying hard enough yet |
| mlym |
much like your mother |
| mylm |
much like ur mom |
| mte |
much too early |
| lsne |
Learn Something New Everyday |
| fuckyeahnouns |
http://fuckyeahnouns.com/%s |
| ysb |
you suck bro |
| plainold |
Your code should be a jQuery plugin ONLY if you can say, "for each selected element, do ___." There's no shame in "plain old" JavaScript functions. |
| bash cheat sheet |
Here is a bash cheat sheet for you http://miketaylr.com/post/4b187bd4.png |
| wwwtcc |
"while working with the community corporately " |
| meow |
http://jsfiddle.net/serio/4CPYf/show |
| zjxq |
You have zjxq? you are#WINNING! |
| casey |
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Casey |
| jsonp |
JSONP, Quickly « plaintext - http://niryariv.wordpress.com/2009/05/05/jsonp-quickly/ , What is JSONP? - http://remysharp.com/2007/10/08/what-is-jsonp/ - set the dataType for .ajax() to 'jsonp' if using .getJSON() see http://api.jquery.com/jQuery.getJSON/#jsonp |
| nopm |
Please keep all questions and code in the channel so everyone has a chance to help and benefit. Only privately message someone if he/she specifically requests it, e.g. for cyber. |
| meow2 |
http://jsfiddle.net/cowboy/C7SZ6/show/ |
| gf32 |
rude |
| pt |
PARTY TIEM!!!!! |
| http://www.mizage.com/divvy/ aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggg!!! this |
awesome |
| comicsans |
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/comicsans2.png |
| i am trying and my answer |
'no' atm |
| :( |
:( |
| assume |
when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me |
| ttc |
To The Cloud! |
| awkward |
http://gyazo.com/462bb844639a112f24010e0572f94043.png |
| no u |
reload self |
| rewat |
reload wat |
| redavid_mark |
reload self |
| danheraged |
"there's a redirecto n the site' - like NO SHIT" |
| huh |
Excuse me, I didn't quite get what you just said. Perhaps I missed some background information. Could you explain that further |
| tldr |
"Too long; didn't read". Perhaps you have posted an enormous chunk of code with a vague indication of where a problem might be, and someone was unwilling to wade through your code to help you. Pare it down, first. |
| i donno how to implement it in jsfiddle.net because this function |
a link to a bnuch of funtions which it is dependent of i can write a not working fiddle with comments :) |
| ballmer effect |
http://cdn.sixrevisions.com/0072-03_ballmer.jpg |
| meta-characters |
If you wish to use any of the meta-characters ( such as !"#$%&'()*+,./:;<=>?@[\]^`{|}~ ) as a literal part of a name, you must escape the character with two backslashes: \\. For example, if you have an an element with id="foo.bar", you can use the selector $("#foo\\.bar"). |
| temp01 |
a) http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/d/A/yeti_lg.jpg b) http://github.com/temp01 c) http://twitter.com/temp_01 d) http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/5c62b44a69fd37a240bf8005c97de7fa?s=128&d=monsterid&r=R e) Nicholas "bapenguin" Puleo |
| jeans |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DwT_2QQU64 |
| brah |
http://benalman.com/grab/2edb61.png |
| friday2 |
echo 'the pitman' | tr '[epihnmt]' '[sfrtydi]' |
| today |
its friday! FRIDAY! FUN FUN FUN FUN! |
| dwi |
http://pichars.org/Kzm1i |
| cc |
CASE CLOASED >: | |
| 'How |
it going?' |
| That |
this. |
| SugaSlide's location |
pietermaritzburg |
| whysoserio |
http://slexaxton.com/pix/cb8e.png |
| ts |
true story |
| twss |
<iainvdw> was fiddling with it for a while, got close a few times, but didn't do exaclty what i wanted, thx! |
| whale |
http://i.imgur.com/To4Lt.jpg |
| jshint |
http://jshint.com/ |
| strings |
Strings: http://danheberden.com/share/a78f14.png |
| mlud |
much like ur dad |
| mluf |
much like ur father |
| sadpanda2 |
http://a.yfrog.com/img611/2231/buzu.jpg |
| suicidebooth |
http://paulirish.com/i/17f2.png |
| pi |
http://paulirish.com/?s=%s |
| iadt |
I Already Did That ™ |
| fwk |
FUCKING WOOKIEHANGOVER! |
| fwh |
FUCKING WOOKIEHANGOVER! |
| firefox |
http://slexaxton.com/pix/61fc.png |
| friday! |
http://bit.ly/kittens_redux |
| fridayfriday |
http://bit.ly/cutestpandaever |
| joy |
JOKES ON YOU |
| madrobby's location |
Vienna, Austria |
| serio_'s location |
ottawa |
| elements |
HTML elements http://dev.w3.org/html5/markup/elements.html |
| broderio |
http://listen.grooveshark.com/s/Heartbeats+Extended+Mix/2FNfpr?src=5 |
| bot-fail |
C-3PO you didn't translate that command to the droid right! |
| respect |
http://i.imgur.com/uPRRh.png |
| jQuery |
a JavaScript library. |
| bot-t serio's location |
ottawa |
| serio's location |
Ottawa, Ontario |
| friday |
fun fun FUN <strong>FUN</strong> |
| laserpaul |
http://vimeo.com/22008363 |
| polyglots |
old |
| npnp |
No Paste? No Problem! We can fix almost every problem under the sun from a really vague story like the one you just told us! Thanks! |
| fix hover |
The hover events (mouseenter and mouseleave) are fired whenever the user hovers the element, however quickly. You probably need to make sure the user wants to hover. hoverIntent (http://bit.ly/QJz5) and $.event.special.hover (http://bit.ly/1VBJW) will automatically normalize the hover event, or you can debounce manually using throttle/debounce (http://bit.ly/e8d9TB). Animating? How .stop() works (http://bit.ly/5kq9xo) |
| matjas's location |
Buggenhout, Belgium |
| polling |
http://i.imgur.com/zY47Z.gif |
| vidya |
http://oksoclap.com/Yke27dSP7s |
| obvious |
obvious troll is obvious |
| easter |
$('<christ />').attr({'name':'Jesus'}).live(25*365*24*60*60*1000).die('slow').hide('cave').delay(24*60*60*1000).live().show().appendTo('#heaven').slideUp('regally'); |
| up-top |
BOO-YA |
| familiar |
<coldhead> do you also join#medicine and say "i am about to perform an appendectomy, but i am not familiar with surgery. can you give me a quick tutorial?" |
| wat |
Boom! Did you are unimpressed? and now? http://bit.ly/i2SDjX |
| commands |
http://bot-t.com/docs/ |
| isjl |
It's so just Lion™ http://photos.appleinsider.com/Lionical1.png |
| csslogs |
http://clique.gurpartap.com |
| nonono |
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/182739-1/Candles_admonishment.gif |
| racist |
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/181800-1/Olsen_twins_fried_chicken.gif |
| djQuery's location |
dallas, tx |
| yehuda |
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4431744/yehuda.png |
| misusing return false |
Stop (mis)using Return False in your code: http://fuelyourcoding.com/jquery-events-stop-misusing-return-false/ |
| jquery file upload |
https://github.com/blueimp/jQuery-File-Upload |
| sexydance |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVEAMkKfNqw |
| basically |
jaubourg: BAZZ-ICK-LY |
| changeNodeType |
Change the node type of an element while keeping all its attributes: http://jsfiddle.net/p2e6B/5/ (Please suggest an easy and better example) |
| scottjehl |
the author of enhance.js, respond.js and the lead of jQuery mobile. generally an expert on mobile, progressive enhancement, and accessibility. |
| JonathanNeal |
the original author of css3please, creator of the IEPP which is now the html5shiv, and did stuff like iecss.com and other awesome css research. oh and musician and did all the yayQuery music. <3 |
| asl |
http://benalman.com/grab/e06f30.png another relationship ruined by jquery (and miketaylr) |
| who the fuck |
|
| monsterface |
(function(){}()); http://bit.ly/ig1BVS |
| yesterday |
was thursday |
| isje |
It's So Just Enterprise™ (when you do enterprise level work, MVC is 95% ALWAYS best) |
| nt |
Nay thee! |
| !tell coldhead " http://lazorhost.com/ - savetheinternet |
the best socket programmer - http://omegasdg.com/ " |
| tfm |
the feeling's mutual |
| robertnyman |
http://i.imgur.com/i3nZN.png |
| addyosmani's location |
London |
| arguments |
The `arguments` object is sloooooooooow! http://jsperf.com/arguments |
| jqXHR |
The jqXHR Object -- The jQuery XMLHttpRequest (jqXHR) object returned by $.ajax() as of jQuery 1.5 is a superset of the browser's native XMLHttpRequest object. For example, it contains responseText and responseXML properties, as well as a getResponseHeader() method. http://api.jquery.com/jQuery.ajax/#jqXHR |
| rwaldron |
NodeList is a NodeList is a NodeList is a NodeList |
| dabear's location |
Kjeller |
| temp01's location |
Abbotabad |
| jokes |
<miketaylr> jokes that arent' funny anymore are the new jokes that are still funny |
| "weather necolas" |
London |
| slexy |
http://instagr.am/p/D3ZTs/ |
| HE-BURDEN |
herb danbiden |
| birdflu |
http://images.forwardedfunnies.com/200606/birdflu.jpg |
| checkboxes |
As of jQuery 1.6, use .prop("checked") to test checked, and .prop("checked", true or false) to change the state. In jQuery 1.5 you could check the box with .attr("checked","checked") and to uncheck it, do .removeAttr("checked") |
| dreamy |
http://bit.ly/m7q2MX |
| socialmedia |
http://miketaylr.com/post/c5a4f8ed.png |
| center |
The <center> cannot hold it is too late http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags/1732454#1732454 |
| sal |
such ass lickers |
| sweetland's location |
stockholm |
| mlc |
much like coldhead |
| mln |
much like nlogax |
| unsafe |
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rj3/5640480733/in/set-72157626384536705 |
| noob2 |
http://miketaylr.com/post/be8bde2c.png |
| selectmenu |
jQuery UI Selectmenu: An ARIA-Accessible Plugin for Styling a Custom HTML Select Element - http://www.filamentgroup.com/lab/jquery_ui_selectmenu_an_aria_accessible_plugin_for_styling_a_html_select/ |
| cs |
cookies suck! |
| slagiihs |
Seemed like a good idea in high school |
| viewport |
Viewport - jQuery selectors for finding elements in viewport -- http://www.appelsiini.net/projects/viewport |
| probably |
http://www.flickr.com/photos/slexaxton/5008651381/in/set-72157624998295788/ |
| now my question |
|
| roger_raymond's location |
bristol, ct |
| jonclark's location |
London, ON |
| reh |
OR DID NOT THUSLY YOU DO WATCH DONE RAINBOW ERITREA HONEYSUCKLE |
| hoist |
Functions will hoist: Scope Cheatsheet - MDC Docs - https://developer.mozilla.org/en/JavaScript/Reference/Scope_Cheatsheet#section_5 |
| SlexAxton |
probably should have used an object keyvalue pair in his example instead of the 0.2.6 era if statement |
| multitask |
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-110520-catch-whalen.photoblog900.jpg |
| ftjq |
?ftj |
| beer |
?good |
| darcyclarke's location |
Toronto, Canada |
| wookiehangover's location |
Boulder, CO |
| rage |
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljq41uCAZY1qfs926o1_500.jpg |
| pushittothelimit |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhsTmiK7Q2M |
| nbd |
no big deal |
| I whish I did, |
there any kind of cheat sheet for |
| i don't know what your from, but thats not what it |
where i'm from |
| i don't know where your from, but thats not what it |
where i'm from |
| haters |
http://flvrd.com/static/pics/ZNgVm.jpg |
| nyrua |
nlogax why are u awake |
| uaa |
ur an alligator |
| ss |
Soltution slovelled |
| flip |
(╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻ |
| bapu |
big daddy |
| dickpunch |
https://gist.github.com/937006 |
| 8weeks |
RT http://twitter.com/#!/ppk/status/75941735846510592 on August 1, 2011 |
| fermion |
in Arlington, MA |
| fermion location |
Arlington, MA |
| whyyy |
ლ(ﾟдﾟლ) |
| axe |
If you have a question, please just axe it. Don't look for topic experts. Don't axe to axe. Don't PM! Don't axe if people are awake, or in the mood to help. Just axe the question straight out. http://catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html |
| BBonifield |
Good luck in your new job! http://benalman.com/grab/b1f321.png |
| nimbuslap |
( - -)／☆(*_*) ← %s |
| newContent |
jQuery.newContent is a plugin that helps maintain a set of callbacks for elements as they are added. Bind a callback with $( selector ).newContent( function ) and execute the bound callbacks by calling .newContent() on any new content you are adding to the DOM - https://gist.github.com/1003630 |
| tmik |
trust me I know |
| ui.accordion |
http://jqueryui.com/demos/accordion/ |
| ui.autocomplete |
The Autocomplete widgets provides suggestions while you type into the field. http://jqueryui.com/demos/autocomplete/ |
| ui.button |
Button enhances standard form elements like button, input of type submit or reset or anchors to themable buttons with appropiate mouseover and active styles. http://jqueryui.com/demos/button/ |
| ui.datepicker |
The jQuery UI Datepicker is a highly configurable plugin that adds datepicker functionality to your pages. http://jqueryui.com/demos/datepicker/ |
| ui.dialog |
A dialog is a floating window that contains a title bar and a content area. The dialog window can be moved, resized and closed with the 'x' icon by default. http://jqueryui.com/demos/dialog/ |
| ui.progressbar |
The progress bar is designed to simply display the current % complete for a process. http://jqueryui.com/demos/progressbar/ |
| ui.slider |
The jQuery UI Slider plugin makes selected elements into sliders. There are various options such as multiple handles, and ranges. http://jqueryui.com/demos/slider/ |
| ui.tabs |
Tabs are generally used to break content into multiple sections that can be swapped to save space. http://jqueryui.com/demos/tabs/ |
| ui.position |
Utility script for positioning any widget relative to the window, document, a particular element, or the cursor/mouse. Does not need ui.core.js or effects.core.js. http://jqueryui.com/demos/position/ |
| ui.draggable |
The jQuery UI Draggable plugin makes selected elements draggable by mouse. http://jqueryui.com/demos/draggable/ |
| ui.droppable |
The jQuery UI Droppable plugin makes selected elements droppable (meaning they accept being dropped on by draggables). http://jqueryui.com/demos/droppable/ |
| ui.resizeable |
The jQuery UI Resizable plugin makes selected elements resizable (meaning they have draggable resize handles). http://jqueryui.com/demos/resizable/ |
| ui.selectable |
The jQuery UI Selectable plugin allows for elements to be selected by dragging a box (sometimes called a lasso) with the mouse over the elements. http://jqueryui.com/demos/selectable/ |
| ui.sortable |
The jQuery UI Sortable plugin makes selected elements sortable by dragging with the mouse. http://jqueryui.com/demos/sortable/ |
| ui.animate |
The jQuery UI effects core extends the animate function to be able to animate colors as well. http://jqueryui.com/demos/animate/ |
| NO YEW |
Taxus baccata http://benalman.com/grab/eb0744.png |
| david mark |
http://i.imgur.com/6nvlm.jpg |
| sol |
you are Shit Out of Luck |
| irrelephant |
http://cogitate.nwlinux.com/uploads/irrelephant_f_fullpic_4.jpg |
| sean`'s location |
amsterdam |
| wkmanire's location |
las vegas, nevada |
| bittyx-laptop's location |
belgrade, serbia |
| ravenzz's location |
sicily, italy |
| hrwath's location |
Bielsko-Biala, Poland |
| welcome |
http://qikr.co/files/pics/c/cavvljpg40802.jpg |
| cody |
WAT OVERLO[AR]D |
| gushes |
http://www.bash.org/?943490 |
| answer |
http://bit.ly/kQB7mA |
| answers |
http://bit.ly/kQB7mA |
| uac |
ur a cloudigator |
| alligator |
http://youtu.be/9Hl4eu_SVF0 |
| tnwss |
that's not what she said |
| hugs |
https://github.com/cinsoft/My-Library/commit/bbc07355bf89d105e288f9a99622e215ede9838a#comments |
| jsonlint |
JSONLint - The JSON Validator. - http://www.jsonlint.com/ |
| Peter's location |
London, United Kingdom |
| Peter`'s location |
London, United Kingdom |
| color |
Color Animations - Adds the ability to do color animations to jQuery. Version 2 is currently in beta: http://blog.jquery.com/2011/05/31/jquery-color-v2-beta-1-released/ jQuery 1.4+ required - Older versions http://plugins.jquery.com/project/color |
| ajaxHooks |
ajaxHooks - A collection of jQuery.ajax extensions for 1.5+ https://github.com/jaubourg/ajaxHooks |
| imabot |
-5 geek points for not noticing I am a bot. |
| kiwf |
Kill It With Fire |
| nimbu |
"You are the Justin Beiber of HTML5." |
| software |
http://oksoclap.com//ineedzsoftware |
| github |
♡ OCTOCUTE ♥ |
| ditto |
I was going to say that...... :) |
| paste |
Please paste your code at http://jsfiddle.net/ [preferred], http://paste.pocoo.org/+js, http://jsbin.com/ or http://fixee.org/ |
| ajaxQueue |
jQuery.ajaxQueue - A quick demonstration of a queue for ajax calls using jQuery.Deferred() jQuery.ajax() and .queue() - http://gnarf.net/2011/06/21/jquery-ajaxqueue/ |
| monkeyslap |
http://johnwilliams713.com/abd/abd-57.gif |
| devtools |
Paul Irish - A Reintroduction to the Chrome Developer Tools - http://paulirish.com/2011/a-re-introduction-to-the-chrome-developer-tools/ |
| duh-bot |
Hey moron! I am not a human, I am a bot! |
| miket |
http://gyazo.com/138d8a433dc29b98e87a4b92ff000374.png |
| popcorn |
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/hh2td/a_moderator_in_rstarcraft_has_banned_a_user_for/c1vcdom |
| wookiehangover's stalker |
coldhead |
| ffuu |
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFUU FFUU FFUU FFUU FFUU FFUU FFUU FFUU!!!!!!! |
| adorbs |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN68sT2Xt1M&feature=player_embedded |
| danheberden's location |
portland, oregon |
| oblique |
http://www.joshharrison.net/oblique-strategies/ |
| proporattr |
jQPropAttr Decision Helper http://which-should-i-use.ossreleasefeed.com/ |
| 208 |
Already Reported |
| firstday |
http://miketaylr.com/post/51fe06df.png |
| miu |
make it urself |
| nmc |
needs moar cloud |
| NoiseEee's location |
Toronto |
| peol's location |
Lund, Sweden |
| fermion's location |
Boston |
| lod |
ಠ_ಠ |
| D:2 |
http://gyazo.com/440a0f82cd7d42429ba690bc67ed2bd2.png |
| antonkovalyov's location |
SF |
| wesbos's location |
toronto |
| nimbu's location |
seattle |
| http://razvoj.mesetar.com .... there |
a tabber menu... with tabs "zadnji oglasi" | "popularni oglasi" ....click on "Zadnji oglasi" after the load click again... |
| :O |
http://i.imgur.com/9Hy0o.gif |
| pinch |
( ・＿・)――――――∞C< ／― ＿－)／ ← %s |
| ui.toggleclass |
Adds the specified class if it is not present, and removes the specified class if it is present, using an optional transition. http://jqueryui.com/demos/toggleClass/ |
| chomp |
%s >^/^^^\^~~ |
| mlu |
much like urself |
| lr |
-ot listening room! http://listeningroom.net/room/-ot/ |
| aarommcadam |
Leicestershire |
| aaronmcadam |
Leicestershire |
| location for aaronmcadam |
Leicestershire |
| paksau |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wing_Chun_terms#18_hand_technique_names |
| goggles |
My eyes! The goggles do nothing! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juFZh92MUOY |
| iaa |
*chomp* *swish* |
| bestof |
http://oksoclap.com/bestofot |
| bugs |
Just because you think it's a bug, doesn't mean it's a bug. Most of the time you're doing it wrong#softwaredevelopment |
| os2 |
http://i.imgur.com/3ytht.gif |
| google-it |
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkk005fPWo1qg39ewo1_500.gif |
| supermanirish |
http://i.imm.io/7yiO.jpeg |
| mlau |
much like all you |
| mlua |
much like you all |
| glwtb |
good luck with that, bro |
| gr9 |
gr8er than gr8 |
| gr7 |
gr8n'ter than gr8 |
| :D |
http://i.imgur.com/HNXTm.jpg |
| nomu |
№µ |
| Assimilater's location |
Utah |
| saddishwasher's location |
Texas |
| kborchers's location |
Chicago |
| charged_bolt's location |
Paradise |
| it SO |
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| sadmicrowave's location |
Texas |
| deja-vu |
be back karate later |
| ihmu |
http://jsbin.com/ubunef/2 |
| oof |
https://img.skitch.com/20110729-pa27ae9df4txdbbi1845ixjkma.jpg |
| php |
You're asking a JavaScript question but you're showing us PHP instead of HTML and JavaScript. Maybe your PHP code results in well-formed JavaScript code, maybe it doesn't; we don't know. Please show us the HTML JavaScript that the browser sees. |
| whydemo |
http://css-tricks.com/13414-seriously-just-make-a-jsfiddle/ |
| broner |
http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9175951.jpg |
| cry |
http://i.imgur.com/d6a5o.jpg |
| fags |
⚣ |
| beggin |
BEGGIN BEGGIN BEGGIN BEGGIN SMELLS LIKE BEGGIN MMMMMMMMM BEGGGGGGGGGGINNNNNNNNNN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug_iluxQ1IQ |
| ydms |
http://forum.jquery.com/topic/you-destroyed-my-site |
| check my fiddle link,this |
how i have done but it is not working |
| Check my fiddle link,i guess the problem |
in which ever td,i click,i get value.I should get value only when i click 6th column |
| I have a record as a row.each row |
tr and each column is td.When i click on record,i need to get tr id and 6th coulmn td id |
| tried it but it |
not working |
| clevergirl |
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z16/generalcreig/CleverGirl.jpg |
| smang |
smash and bang it |
| Textual |
currently using 66.18 MB of memory in 64-bit mode. |
| lyrics |
http://oksoclap.com/ot-lyrics |
| set |
┬─┬͡ (°□°\） |
| involved |
http://docs.jquery.com/Getting_Involved |
| style |
http://docs.jquery.com/JQuery_Core_Style_Guidelines |
| channels |
For support please go to #jquery or #jquerymobile. Development Channels: #jquery-dev - #jqueryui-dev - #jquerymobile-dev ; Meetings held in#jquery-meeting |
| onnomattawat |
ONNOMOTTOPEEIA!!!11111 |
| up |
(☝∀ﾟ)☝ |
| aaronduff |
http://alexsexton.com/files/AaronDuff.swf |
| b |
bitch™ |
| assload |
http://www.flickr.com/photos/rj3/6074394715/ |
| jqisjs |
?jsisjs |
| nein |
http://i.imgur.com/5OV4c.jpg |
| umadbro |
http://9.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/65/41/c10783d3e0a64d5c0ae01c3a82abc51f.jpg |
| mlusu |
much like ur superman underoos |
| karbassi's location |
Chicago |
| backflip |
(╯°□°）╯ /(.□. \） |
| this |
my code, http://jsfiddle.net/rTus6/ |
| beverloo |
in London, UK |
| mltmatapii |
much like the martial arts that are practiced in it |
| :III |
https://img.skitch.com/20110831-jer5nx1sup4gq1ggj9ek8g1wnt.jpg |
| flip2 |
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ |
| ralphholzmann |
http://benalman.com/grab/2c175e.png |
| okay |
http://ragefac.es/faces/b6e647d23bf1c62c0cd8f7fe98a42823.png |
| csb2 |
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-AW0x2NgnRJY/TmuV6atbcEI/AAAAAAAAP4A/Ebo6KFw5vfU/w269/tumblr_lfwgea51pB1qeldvv.gif |
| boom |
"Did you are unimpressed? and now?" |
| mlus |
much like ur skirt |
| Wilto |
Chris Bosh |
| restaurant |
%s shenanigans? |
| seancurtis's location |
parramatta, NSW |
| eyepatch |
ascii win http://benalman.com/grab/694771.png |
| fud |
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear,_uncertainty_and_doubt |
| hgh |
HATERS GONNA HATE - https://img.skitch.com/20110917-1dyn6ak22ia5akbid7dtia3dt1.jpg |
| everyone |
http://youtu.be/MrTsuvykUZk |
| imagesLoaded |
imagesLoaded() A small jQuery plugin that triggers a callback after all the selected/child images have been loaded. Because you can't do .load() on cached images. - https://github.com/desandro/imagesloaded |
| NO |
NO NO %s |
| divya's location |
Seattle, WA |
| imjoshdean's location |
Milwaukee, WI |
| tbranyen's location |
Equestria, Africa |
| Wilto's location |
Antarctica |
| ajpiano2 |
<ajpiano> one time i did it with my brother |
| ben_alman |
i haven't seen one that's smaller than mine |
| RTFL |
scroll eyes |
| iife |
Immediately Invoked Function Expression: http://bit.ly/js-iife |
| BBonifield's location |
Boulder, CO |
| nom |
http://i.imgur.com/emYIG.jpg |
| .box |
Widget do all magic! http://jqbug.com/ui/7738 https://github.com/kborchers/jquery-ui-box |
| nou2 |
http://i.imgur.com/jlF2T.jpg |
| getdown |
http://27.media.tumblr.com/qyuzOO6cGi4206jvOFLzjYvso1_400.jpg |
| ajax101 |
Please reference the AJAX 101 diagram: http://i41.tinypic.com/etsbyo.png and these slides: http://fixingthesejquery.com/#slide41 |
| mlo |
much like ourselves |
| mlmam |
much like myself, a murderer |
| confused |
http://i.imgur.com/RsNvw.gif |
| dtmym |
don't thank me, yank me |
